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BravoSierra
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June 7, 2013 1:21pm UTC

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converse_girl17
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June 6, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Today I saw a girl with bright red and blue hair walking down the street with a shirt that read 'Don't Judge' on the front. My friend pointed at her and started laughing, saying something about 'emo freak.' I just looked at my friend, it wasn't funny, what the girl was trying to make point of was true. Then the girl turned around and the back of her shirt said, 'I'm just having fun with my hair before I start Chemo' She gives me hope.
-nmq-

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DakotaPhoenix
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June 7, 2013 5:30am UTC

Georgia? why are you're legs orange?

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Fαy Στylες*
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June 6, 2013 12:52pm UTC

him: Who's making you upset? I'll kill him
me: Commiting suicide is terrible.

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Have you ever noticed.
Forget to Remember
And
Remember to Forget
Mean the same thing.

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Butterbear
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June 4, 2013 10:06pm UTC

My mom when we have guests over:
Mom: Now Erica, I've told you this before, please do not back talk me and do as
you are told, I do everything I can for you and I love you sweety <3
Guests: Awww, listen to your mom!
My mom when It's just us:
Mom: ERICA YOU HAVE NO F.UCKING IDEA HOW MANY F.UCKING TIMES
I'VE HAD TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE. I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING AND
YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND NOTHING ELSE, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED.
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME AND RESPECT ME. NOW PICK UP THAT
D.DAMN DISHTOWEL ALREADY.

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† *
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June 4, 2013 9:16pm UTC

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*My friend and I having a conversation*
Random Person: Well I think-
Me: Excuse me, this is an A and B conversation, so C your way the f^ck out.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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June 1, 2013 6:05pm UTC

I hope you know your words are killing the boy,
who is already so close to killing himself.
mq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DuckRepairer
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June 5, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Good girls don’t lie, bad girls don’t cry, dumb girls need “air”, naughty girls need underwear, sweet girls aren’t mean, funny girls make a scene, perfect girls have all the class, mean girls will kick your a**, smart girls will excel, gossip girls will tell, popular girls get all the boys, little girls play with toys, normal girls are nothing new, so which one applies to you?

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DuckRepairer
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June 5, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

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ErinIsTheName*
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June 5, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Confession #4
I like helping people because I can't help myself. I always seem to have the right words for someone else, just not for me.

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Hi_Im_Sam
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:21pm UTC

My bed feels so much bigger without you...
Maybe Thats because I have a bigger bed..
But even if I had the smallest bed in the world it would still feel too big and too empty without you

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MegaFunsize101
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 12:37pm UTC

This is the Camel.. I was just calling because I'd like my toe back.. Thanks!

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dareme_
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June 5, 2013 11:10am UTC

My phone is basically just a clock in my pocket because no one talks to me

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cirkel96
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 10:45pm UTC

If you're considering falling in love.
Don't.
Fall off a cliff, it hurts less.

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CharliesTheName
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June 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon.
Everyone: Finals?
Everyone: Are you in summer school?
Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago.
Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Feeling_free
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June 2, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I was talking to my mom and i'm like:
Me: haters gonna hate
Me: taters gonna tate
Me: alligators gonna alligate
Mom: rapers gonna r.ape
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: No.

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