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1. HiImMERMS
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2012 6:43am UTC
   JAMES GAISFORD
   as
   FINNICK
   
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2. seafoam*
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2014 12:37pm UTC
   things that heal the soul
   ▫ traveling to new places
   ▫ hot coffee
   ▫ laughing
   ▫ genuine friends
   ▫ good books
   ▫ live music
   
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3. lucysmithers
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 6:36am UTC
   F.R.I.E.N.D.S
   Joey: "Oh sorry did I get you?"
   Chandler: "NO you didn't get me! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!"
   
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4. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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5. thatswutshesaid
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 6:44am UTC
   i don't hate school "because i'm a teenager". I hate school because who the f/ck wants to wake up to go to a place at like 6 o clock that you hate and feel judged thats why i hate school
   
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6. bubule12
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 4:14pm UTC
   Every 60 seconds in Africa, a
   minute passes.
   
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7. happiest*
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 8:36am UTC
   what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
   'imagination'
   
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8. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 2:54pm UTC
   Me: A cute boy just told me I looked nice today. We are getting married.
   Friend: ...
   Me: UPDATE: He doesn't like hockey. We are getting a divorce.
   Friend: That is the most Canadian reasons for a divorce I have ever seen.
   
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9. Butterbear
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   Him: You wanna know what's beautifull? Say the first word again.
   Me: The first word again
   Him: Yeah say it
   Me: it
   Him: OMG I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 / quote from tumblr
   
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10. KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:34am UTC
    Things we say in school :
    -I'm tired
    -I'm cold
    -I don't get it
    -I'm hungry
    -What time is it?
    -I want to go home.
    
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11. e*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    YOU
    ARE
    BEAUTIFUL!♥
    DON'T
    FORGET
    THAT♥
    ©Sassygothgirl2 | venus_pres
    
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12. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    Everything comes to an end; the good and the bad.
    
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13. abkamel*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    Deadly
    what is more deadly
    a gun or a thought?
    a gun gives you the opportunity
    but a thought pulls the trigger
    ~a.b
    
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14. noortycool999
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    don't let a small thing make you stop
    believing
    in your dreams or anything
    
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15. adamthepanda
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    Teenager Post #1
    Ok, Ok.......! I'm going to
    be serious now...
    *DEEP BREATH....*
    *bursts out laughing*
    
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16. MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    "1 ...2 ... 3 SMILE!"
    "Did you get it yet?"
    "Damn , its on video!"
    nmq
    
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17. PRETTYnLOVE
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    prove them wrong
    
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18. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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19. dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    I like all Harry Potter puns, whether they're Sirius or just plain Riddikulus
    
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20. brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are red.
    Tulips are red.
    Bushes are red.
    Trees are red.
    I set your garden on fire.
    I
    
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