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hermione23katniss
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February 20, 2012 8:37pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That FML moment when you
causally throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, break a lamp, and kill a cat.
♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 1:07am UTC

parents: these are the best years of your life!
me: wait what it gets worse

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chrissaysrawr
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 8:01pm UTC

fave this if im a nice guy comment if im mean

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beentheredonethat
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC

That awkward moment ;
when you realize you swear more than
Jenna Marbles.

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freshasanapple
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:09pm UTC

" I had a dream about you last night..."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you died."

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ lol who cares. im awesome
notmyformat

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countrygirl26
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:49pm UTC

That moment when...
you see one of your teachers outside of school and you're like,
'woah, they have real lives...'

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 7:58pm UTC

I. LOVE. HOW. WHEN. YOU. READ. THIS. THE. LITTLE. VOICE. IN. YOUR. HEAD. PAUSEES. AFTER. EACH. PERIOD.

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kaila*
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC

If you have ever :
- taken a razor blade to that beautiful body of yours.
- skipped one or more meals
- cried yourself to sleep because you never thought you were good enough
- attempted any sort of self harm
- had thoughts of taking your own life or actually tried
- felt like you were worthless
Favorite this .
You're not alone , and you never will be.

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cndcdancer97
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 4:09pm UTC

A jealous woman
does better investigation than the FBI

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mmeeker713
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Twilight written by Dr. Seuss
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes another fella.
See this vamp? His name is Ed. Ed is plae. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
Ed wont kill boys. He wont kill girls.
Ed feeds on deer and squirrels.
This is James, hes a tracker. Hes sort of a vamp attacker.
James hurts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? Oh yes he will.
But James gives her a little bite. Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bellas cut.
She wont be a vampire, but...
She becomes one. Read some more. Shes a vampire in book 4.

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mrsfredweasley
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC

You are what you eat.
I don't remember eating a bowl of forever alone
not my format

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when
someone is watching you take a picture of yourself..
nmf

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Throwing random things at people
and acting like it wasn't you.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC

neversaynever16♥ Today I saw a commercial for a
Snuggie I thought it was a stupid idea but i couldn't change the channel because i was under a blanket and didn't want my arms to get cold by
Reaching For The Remote

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sillyducky69
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you think
you actually matter to someone
or acutally think they care about
you but in all reality
they don't. At all.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Why do people always
crave sweets when their stressed? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. ღ

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Boy: Is your mom a baker?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Monsters University
(Monsters Inc. 2)
is coming out in 2013.
"Get out of my way kids, I've been waiting 10 years for this day."
♥

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