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  1. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    There's side view, rear view, and what else?
    I loview.

  2. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 9:56am UTC
    Are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt.

  3. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 6:14am UTC
    "Sometimes when people ask me if I'm okay, I just want to turn around and say 'no, I'm not okay. I'm f*cking heart broken and I'm lonely and generally I feel like sh*t.' But I don't. Instead I lie to them. I fake a smile, I fake a laugh and maybe one day I will end up convincing myself that I'm okay. Maybe."

  4. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    "One day you're gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn't perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can't bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn't."

  5. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
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    December 10, 2013 11:28am UTC
    hail satan
    rain satan
    snow satan
    tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan.
    it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan.

  6. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Got accepted into SUNY Potsdam.
    Got accepted into St. Rose.
    Found out Hartwick wants to give me a scholarship ranging from $52,000 to $84,000.
    Life is sweeeeet. :)

  7. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    I want you because there aren't any good words for who you are. The only ones that come to mind are earnest, sad cliches like "amazing" and "magnetic" and "fascinating" and I don't want to use them, but on the other hand they are the only words, and cliche or not they are honest words and I'm not sure consulting a thesaurus at this point would be genuine. And it's not that I want you officially, like I want your last name or your Sunday mornings or your hard shiny promise, I just want to absorb you. I want to know what you know, want to hear your stories, want to filter through them gently and get lost in them, them and the soft hypnosis of your hands in my hair.
    I want you because I know you can make me forget about time.

  8. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
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    December 8, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    .
    You deserve flowers on your doorstep
    and coffee in the morning.
    You deserve notes left on your dashboard
    and ice cream sundaes at 3 a.m.
    You deserve honesty every day
    and to be kissed every hour.
    You deserve to be reminded
    how beautiful you are.
    Format by Breeze

  9. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    My favorite activity is pretending I can sing.

  10. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 10:09am UTC
    I can't wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner.

  11. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 10:07am UTC
    *puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star*

  12. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
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    December 6, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    I went to the guidance office today to see if I could call one of the colleges I applied to to see if I got accepted since I haven't received my decision letter in the mail.
    The lady couldn't tell me over the phone but she put me on hold and when she came back on she said "I shouldn't be saying this but... Congratulations."
    My guidance councelor and I screamed and danced in her office while people were watching.
    BEST DAY EVER!!

  13. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    *puts mistletoe on my butt so you can kiss my ȧss*

  14. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
    I'm thankful for my friends, family, pets, best friend, followers, freedom, education, and heroes. I'm thankful for music, photography, having faith, the strength I have to make it through the day, the courage I have to be myself, and never giving up.

  15. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Roses are red. Foxes are clever.
    I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

  16. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
    Me near my birthday and Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING THAT I WANT!

  17. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Hearts are like glass; the more broken they are, the more dangerous they become.

  18. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    I CAME IN LIKE A POKEEEEBAAAAALLL
    ALL I WANTED WAS TO CAAAATCH EM ALLLLLL..
    -Ash Ketchum

  19. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 10:58am UTC
    I need a hug(e amount of cash money)

  20. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 10:55am UTC
    You know what really turns me on?
    Unprotected...
    wifi.

:)

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