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seafoam*
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 4:32pm UTC

If you love a flower, don't pick it up. If you pick it up, it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession; love is about appreciation.
— Anonymous

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 2:58am UTC

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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theWalrus
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 6:55pm UTC

I think netflix would work great as dating site.
"Here are 9 other singles in your area who also watched pokemon for 12 hours straight"

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 11:15pm UTC

Sometimes,
Just a simple
"You're beautiful"
Means a lot to someone

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 9:20pm UTC

I told myself don't get attached,
BUT IN MY MIND, I PLAY IT BACK;
spinning faster than the plane that took you.

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 9:34pm UTC

a little girl with a glass heart —
b r o k e n before he could get to it.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 4:27am UTC

Dear board of education,
I am too.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 5:21pm UTC

"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:30pm UTC

Fake smile.
Dead eyes.
Scratch wrists.
Bruised thighs.
White pills.
Rope tied.
Gun loaded.
Suicide.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 7:21pm UTC

You're only human
So take it easy on yourself,
You're not going to be perfect
But guess what
Your imperfections are what makes you, you.
And you are a brilliant person.
Just don't worry, gorgeous,
Those people who bully you
Have the same amount of imperfections
If not more.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 11:44pm UTC

It's such a shame
that we play strangers. No act to change what we've become
Damn, it's such a shame that
{({( we've built a wreck out of me. )})}
oH, caLamITY ♥
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 2:01am UTC

the bags under my eyes are designer

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 9:44pm UTC

So there has been alot of quotes recently about missing the old witty,
and I have been doing a pretty good job about keeping my mouth shut.
I had a witty back in 2010, and yeah it was different, there were some good aspects back then
but it was also much worse than it is now.
In the old witty, your chances of making top quotes was one in a million
on witty now, everyone seems to have an even chance at making top quotes
Back then we had way more egotistic boys and fake accounts
on witty now, there are more real, kind people.
It is easier to make friends and grow close to people now
and although it may not be the same as the old witty
I think witty now is still pretty great. Just be grateful
that it is still here, because we almost lost it at one point
there could not be a witty, so stop complaining
and if you want the old witty back
put as much effort into changing it as you do complaining
and maybe, just maybe, we will get somewhere.
~End Rant~

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 10:31pm UTC

Out of a million stars, I picked the one that looked brightest to me. It turns out I was wrong, and that amazing star was nothing but a lie.

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 6:16pm UTC

This website is slowly becoming more unpopular. I remember when 200 likes would get you a top quote. Not 35.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC

The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

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Breeze
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December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I SEE YOU
Format by Breeze

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