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littleleftofthemiddle
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May 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Whenever i feel the
need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
-nmqnmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Before you ask someone why they hate you,ask yourself why you care.

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B*
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May 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC

You know what's beautiful? Say the first word again
The first word again
Yeah, say it
It
OMG I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE!

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zubair
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May 27, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Staying at home on a school dayand you look at the clockand you're likeHey,i would be in math class now

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mayday
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May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
me: *exhales*
parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

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Louiiis
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:04am UTC

When You Hit You're Funny Bone...
And It Isn't Funny

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Cutie2946
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 10:08am UTC

Stupid Facts about Humans #2
More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC

The first time I saw him
his two year old sister was crying during church
so he picked her up,
carried her into the other room like a baby,
and started to play "superman" with her.
Instant respect.♥

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nikkibubble
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

When i start to like a band: "omg, i love them! But how am i gonna memorize all of them?"
Later in the obsession: "Yeah, thats them i can tell by their ear shape"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 1:56am UTC

saying "never mind"
because you can't be bothered repeating yourself again.
- Made by McFly

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SparksFlyxXx
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May 12, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Me: *breathes* Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

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JiLlIaNtYnDaLl
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Mirrors don't lie.
Lucky for you
they can't laugh either

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mayday
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:27pm UTC

YOU'RE ONLY A TEENAGER. YOU'RE
NOT MARRIED, SO GO WITH THE FLOW
LAUGH TONS, USE [MANNERS] &
TRY SOMETHING NEW. WILL YOU ////////
JUST KISS HIM ALREADY? TRUST YOUR
FEELINGS, SPEND YOUR CASH,
INTRODUCE YOURSELF, TAKE A
CHANCE, STUDY HARD, SEEK HAPPINESS. REGRET NOTHING.
LIVE LIFE.♥

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jackie15
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I went to a funeral today
The Priest was telling us on how if you think about it, life is like a race. Some are short like the 100 meter dash or some are long like the mile run. Everyone is runnning different races. But this race, you never know when it ends. One day will just be the finish line. He told us how right now we shouldn't be fearfull and if we want something that we should go out and aim for it. Always look on the brightside of things and do it with a smile on your face. This really has opened my eyes. Today I learned not to take anyone for granted, one day they might just disapper.
this isn't for faves; I just wanted to let you guys know what I learned today.
Rest.In.Paradise Uncle Todd

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finngleek08
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC

*Ex bf && gf run into each other*
Boy: Hey, I miss you.
Girl:*sneezes*
Boy: Bless you, are you sick?
Girl: No, I'm just allergic to bullsh*t

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FightingAgainstAnorexia
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Confidence is silent.
INSECURITIES ARE LOUD.

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xSxMxIxLxEx
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:53pm UTC

R.I.P to all the people
who die everyday and
aren't acknowledged
becuase they aren't
celebrities.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:11pm UTC

i dont put a picture of me up on witty,
but it's not because i'm afriad a killer will find me.
it's because im afriad someone from my school will find me.
minee <3

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yuzermali
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:22pm UTC

oh no. I ts her.
...I see the assasins have failed...

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marleesue
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC

✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
To him I was just another chapter in his story,
But he was my entire book.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯

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