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HerSmileHidesHerPain

  1. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    -Me asking my gay friend to be my partner in P.E.-
    Me: Do you want to be my partner? (:
    Him: Yes! Yay, I get to be partners with a pretty girl I wish I looked like! (:
    #Best Compliment Ever! < 3

  2. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:13am UTC
    All Boys Should Learn From Mario Brothers.
    No Matter How Far Their Princess Is ; They Always Go After Her. < 3

  3. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:56am UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick, are you there?
    Patrick: I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!!

  4. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Sarcasm ;
    because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

  5. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    My Little Brother Opens The Car Door For Me & Goes, "Ladies First."
    -Aww , How Sweet . ♥ C;

  6. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    Me: Mommy, do you want to know who's my date for homecoming?
    Her: YES! :D
    Me: Casper! ._.
    Her: Oh, He's Cute.
    Me: Hahaha! He's freaking sexaay… ^_^

  7. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 1:37am UTC
    What if we both liked eachother, but we both thought we were friendzoned. •_•

  8. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 1:34am UTC
    I won't forgive you, but I won't forget you. I still love you, but I hate you. I hope you're happy, but I hope she plays you. < / 3

  9. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 1:30am UTC
    Winky faces just make everything look dirty;
    " I love sausages. ;) "

  10. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    "K."
    Well, Potassium to you too motherf***er!

  11. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Sometimes, You just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers, and move on. You don't have to forget who that person was to you; you just have to accept the fact that they're not that person anymore.

  12. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:44am UTC
    The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.(:

  13. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:40am UTC
    It's quite ironic that in life the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong is actually your weaknss..

  14. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    I get real awkward when people compliment me & I don't know what to say ..
    Them: You look pretty!
    Me: Happy Birthday !
    ( ._. )

  15. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Some people: You know I like to eat when I'm sad!
    Me: You know I like to eat when I'm awake!

  16. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    -Gets home at 3 from school*
    *Eats sandwhich, chips, grapes, a salad, some bacon, a bowl of cereal, Goldfish crackers, nachos, yogurt, pudding, PB&J, a grilled cheese, etc.*
    -Mom gets home at 5-?
    Me: Mom. what's for dinner?

  17. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    People ask me if I believe in forever, I just laugh; 'cause the way this world is going, I hardly believe in tomorrow.. ×_×

  18. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Pretty girl: Boyfriend.
    Weird girl: Boyfriend.
    Obnoxious girl: Boyfriend.
    Rude girl: Boyfriend.
    Stupid girl: Boyfriend.
    Dead girl: Boyfriend.
    Me: I had a goldfish once, but it died ...

  19. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    ♀ + ♀
    ♂ + ♀
    ♂ + ♂
    Love Is Love < 3

  20. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    "Ain't a women alive that can take my momma's place." < 3

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