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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 12:47pm UTC

favouriteif you're supposed to bedoing homework butyou're on witty instead(:
nmq

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 12:01pm UTC

Teacher: Go into pairs.
"CAN WE BE A THREE?"Nmq

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 11:07am UTC

My guy...
Was looking after this kiddo today. I love it when they're good with kids (;

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 8:13am UTC

if life were a computer,
I'd backspace away all the problems♥
NMQ.

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 6:59am UTC

99% Of Guys Are Hot
The Other 1% go to my school....
nmq

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 6:38am UTC

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3807463

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 5:21am UTC

Texting...
Crush: Heyy ;)
Me: Haii ;D
Crush: Whatzz upp?
Me: Nothing much u?
Crush: Nothing just thinking
Me: K. What yr thinking bout?
Crush: You you guess
Me: Idk
Crush: I'm thinking about a beatiful blonde haired girl.
Me: *Hoping it's me* Ohh more clues ;)
Crush: Green eyes and beatiful smile :)
Me: Well im thinking about someone too
Crush: Don't hide it baby i know you love me <33
Me: Hell ye <3
Crush: So go out with me? <33 <3
Me: <3
He's adorable. Now he's my boyfriend.
<3 you Jordan.

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 10, 2011 5:00am UTC

Facebook
Girls status when hacked : I love you best friend <333
Boys status when hacked : I'm gay.

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 9, 2011 5:16pm UTC

what every kiss means
kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.kiss on the ear; your my everything.
kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
kiss on the hand; i adore you.
kiss on the neck; we belong together.
kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
kiss on the lips; i like you.nmq

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 9, 2011 4:54pm UTC

I'm officialy delating you from my life.

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 8, 2011 12:41pm UTC

CODES! :Dred backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">not mine just had to put it somewhere

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 7, 2011 4:28pm UTC

boyfriend: i think we should break up
girlfriend: why?!
boyfriend: wrong person
girlfriend: excuse me?
boyfriend: ohh shitt...

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 7, 2011 4:23pm UTC

*has to take a sick day*Elementary School: Nooo! But Mommy, I wanna go to school!!! Pweaaasee!!Middle School: helll yeaah! tv, sleep, & special treatment alll day babbby :)High School: wtf is school ...

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 6, 2011 3:46pm UTC

reading a witty quote and thinking"story of my life."

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 6, 2011 3:41pm UTC

"PRESS THE ♥ IF"
NO. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
NMQ

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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 5, 2011 4:48pm UTC

This is for Steve,
Thank you so much for creating Witty, thank you that no matter how many people don't obey the rules you keep us going and working on the site. All these people on Witty, who faved this quote, care and thank you.
Even if they didin't, they still care and thank you for Witty. You rock Steve
♥
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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 5, 2011 10:42am UTC

*****
GUYS STOP.
Why the _ are you's guys being mean to 12 year olds?
I mean come on, you's were 12 once too!
I'm 16 and I hated when people were being horrible to me.
When I was 12 I was thinking that people would start treating me differently.
But NO.
Now all quotes are about something like...
"Your 12, blow bubbles not boys!"
Why don't you choose the age 10 huh?
Or maybe quotes that say...
"Your only 12."
Or stuff like that, guys chill,
If I was still 12
I would get
offended.
*****
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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 4, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Next time if someone tells you,
to expect the unexpected...
Slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it.
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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 4, 2011 4:38pm UTC

"Why are you chewing in my class?!"
"Dude, chill,
It's gum, not drugs."
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HelloMyNameIsLaura
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September 4, 2011 4:24pm UTC

The hidden dirty jokes...
On Disney Channel
♥
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