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HeatherLeann113113happy witty anniversary!

Status: I can't change.

Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 05:04pm

Last Seen: 4 Mar 2014 12:28pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 168994

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iced coffee. tumblr. sour candy. raybans. tattoos. fashion. singing. screamo is what i'm into. wassup, bro? (;

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  1. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    Maybe making out
    for a few minutes will
    help us figure things out.

  2. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Maybe making out
    for a few minutes will
    help us figure things out.

  3. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    ||||||You were the first mile where my heart broke a sweat., & I wish you were here; I wish you never left||||||

  4. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

  5. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    me: wow she has a nice butt.
    me: i wish i had her butt.
    me: oh crap, if someone could read my mind they'd think i'm a lesbian.
    me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks.
    me:
    everyone:
    me: phew.

  6. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    "sssssssssss" means,
    "youre a bi-itch"
    in Parseltongue

  7. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    feed me and tell me i'm pretty!
    who remembers this?

  8. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    i hate when other people pour my cereal
    they don't know how much milk i like
    they don't know how much cereal i like
    they don't know me
    they don't know my life
    they don't know what i've been through

  9. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:32am UTC
    I miss you.
    please slow down...
    nmf

  10. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Me:
    *Walks into mall*
    Me:
    Woo, air conditioning.
    Me:
    *Looks at mom*
    Me:
    I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with their mom.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    *Looks at a group of teenagers*
    Me:
    You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
    Me:
    Me:
    I'm so jealous.
    Me:
    *Sniff*
    Me:
    Hollister is just around the corner.
    Me:
    *Sniff sniff*
    Me:
    Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
    Me:
    Me:
    I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
    Me:
    Me:
    Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
    Me:
    *Looks at price tag*
    Me:
    *Walks away sadly*
    Me:
    Me:
    He's so hot.
    Me:
    Hey Mr. Hotty
    Me:
    *Walks a little farther away from mom*
    Me:
    Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
    Me:
    *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
    Me:
    Oh you have a girlfriend.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Forever alone.
    Me:
    *Walks into store with family*
    Mom:
    Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
    Me:
    No, mom.
    Mom:
    But its-
    Me:
    No.
    Me:
    *Walks out of store*
    Me:
    Me:
    Ohh forever21
    Me:
    *peeks in store*
    Me:
    Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
    Me:
    Too jealous.
    Me:
    ABORT ABORT.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
    Me:
    But thats how they get you.
    Me:
    Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
    Me:
    ... It's like Hollister..
    Me:
    But with pretzels.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    *Walks into build-a-bear*
    Me:
    *Builds a bear*
    Me:
    I'm gonna call you Ted
    Me:
    *Hugs Ted*
    Me:
    Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
    Me:
    Me:
    *Sees group of teenagers*
    Me:
    *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
    Me:
    Sorry Ted.
    Me:
    It's not me, it's you.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    *Makes eyecontact with girl*
    Me:
    B/tch I hate you.
    Me:
    Fall off a cliff.
    Me:
    *Walks farther away from girl*
    Me:
    I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
    Me:
    Mom:
    We should be going now.
    Me:
    I didn't even get anything.
    Mom:
    WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
    Me:
    *Hurries in random store and a pair of earrings*
    Mom:
    This is all you want?
    Me:
    Yeah.
    Mom:
    *Buys stuff*
    Me:
    Me:
    Santa Claus:
    The Queen of England:
    Shoelace:
    Bob Marley:
    Me:
    Pathetic.

  11. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    My school's dress code is dumb af.
    your shoulder can't show? Seriously, what guy is gonna look at me and think, "Dam.n! That's a fine a.ss shoulder!"
    mq/nmf

  12. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    it hurts so bad
    seeing you everyday, and knowing we'll never be the same.
    You won't call me anymore just to hear my voice. You won't text me at 3 a.m just to tell me you love me. You won't tell me that my tired voice is adorable. You won't poke my nose when I'm upset to make me smile.
    I'm broken inside.
    I'll never get to tell you I love you. I'll never get to kiss you. I'll never get to hold your hand. I'll never get to tell you how much I love your eyes.
    I'm not okay.

  13. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    frozen water frozen water, infant.
    anyone else get it?
    nmq/nmf
    nmf

  14. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:38am UTC
    People 7715 miles away from me: omg you're so cute how are you single?
    Poeple where I live: omg I didn't know potatoes could walk.
    nmq/tumblr

  15. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:01am UTC
    TOMS

  16. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    and when people ask me,
    "why are you so weird?!"
    i never know what to say.
    but then i realized,
    why would i be like THIS
    when i can be like
    ttthiisss?
    nmq/mf

  17. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    Ask me if I'm okay tomorrow.
    tell me he's stupid. tell me he doesn't know what he's missing. tell me he'll regret losing me. tell me he's immature. tell me he's ugly. tell me i deserve better. tell me he's a fool. tell me he doesn't deserve me. but tell me tomorrow. tonight, hold me. let me cry. tonight, let me miss him.
    mq/nmf

  18. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    i f i m a d e a W i t t y f a c e b o o k p a g e . .
    would anyone add me?

  19. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    *mom complaining about my messiness while I bake cookies*
    me- i'm not a kid anymore, i don't make THAT many messes.
    mom:
    me: *turns around and accidentally drops bowl*
    cookies dough: *f l i e s all over room*
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me: i'll get the mop..

  20. HeatherLeann113113 HeatherLeann113113 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 3:26am UTC
    Tall Girl Problems #3.
    the weather is the same up here, guys !

:)

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