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  1. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    How to kiss a boy:
    1. Grab his waist
    2. Slip your hand in his pocket
    3. Steal his wallet
    4. Don't even kiss him
    5. Just run

  2. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    My swim suit said today "Maybe you should go to the gym"
    But my sweatpants were like "No girl your good"


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  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:32pm UTC
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  5. charming charming
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    Stab the body and it heals , but injure the heart & the wound lasts a lifetime ..

  6. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    My brother: HA it sucks you're a girl cause you have to wear makeup and do your hair and worry about how "cute" your clothes are!
    Me: Well... it sucks you're a GUY cause if guys are ugly they can't use makeup to cover it up so it SUCKS for them! And you know what? I AM THE CREATOR OF LIFE. DO YOU CARRY A FREAKIN FETUS IN YOUR STOMACH? I THINK NOT.
    My brother: ...

  7. Shasnique Shasnique
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 7:30pm UTC
    A guy can make you think he loves you when he doesn't. A girl can make you think she doesn't love you when she really does.

  8. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    In all this time I never noticed
    that it was you who needed me.


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  11. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    So I've been seeing this super cool dude, and we just found out that he's my best friend's second cousin. Huh, this is weird.

  12. HailTheFire* HailTheFire*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 11:32pm UTC
    I had a best friend once.
    She had big, brown eyes
    And a twinkling laugh.
    I had a best friend once.
    She had a boyfriend she loved
    Who loved someone else.
    I had a best friend once.
    She had sleeves too long
    And eyes too sad.
    I had a best friend once,
    But now she lays in a coffin six feet under.
    The same color of her once bright eyes.

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 12:58am UTC
    THERE IS
    NO FEAR
    IN LOVE
    PERFECT
    LOVE CASTS
    OUT FEAR
    1 John 4:18

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    The nicest people I've ever
    met were covered in
    tattoos and piercings. The
    most judgemental people
    I've met are the ones who
    go to church every Sunday.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just feel so awkward when you buy something
    and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
    but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
    and you can feel the world
    judging you from afar.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    do you ever
    just wanna sit next to someone
    and listen to everything they could possibly say
    about anything ever
    just because you like their face
    and their voice
    and their general existence?

  17. BlueTears8 BlueTears8
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    When people do that cute thing called not
    shutting the fack up. Gah, adorable.

  18. hunterjumper411 hunterjumper411
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    If all theres left to do is walk away then baby im as gone as yesterday.

  19. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    You know, you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him.
    ~ Haymitch Abernathy

  20. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    & he comes home December 18 <3
    27 more days ♥

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