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SkyBluexxx
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August 20, 2012 2:08pm UTC
I won't even be able to be a cat woman
Because cats freakin' hate me.
Dogs are too much effort.
I'd give pigs bacon, making them cannabols.
Someone on Witty is already going to be the roosters lady,
I'd kill all the ants,
Elephants are too big,
Ferrets creep me out,
I'll be too broke to have horses
So... I've decided to be
The internet Lady.

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SkyBluexxx
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August 22, 2012 3:15pm UTC
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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deck
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August 23, 2012 4:49pm UTC
Every single time that I'm not with you
Baby I'm alone
Baby I'm alone
Let me tell you this place feels empty.
Doesn't feel like....
Doesn't feel like....
...home.....

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GirlyGianna
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August 23, 2012 5:04pm UTC
I Almost Just Died Today. My Car Stopped, In The Middle Of The road, When We Were Driving. And, We Were Going Downhill. There Was No Breaks, We Were Going Really Fast. There Was Other Cars At The End Of the Road, And We Would Of Smashed Into Them And Died. But, I Saw God At The End Of That Road. He Kept Us Safe. Thank You God

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Dreaded_DearDiary
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August 23, 2012 5:26pm UTC
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Dishonored*
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August 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC
People who think they're:
legit photographers,
because they know how to
upload a picture to instagram.

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sercrets101
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August 23, 2012 6:42pm UTC
I don't know if its the fact that you've changed or what but I think I'm falling for you again..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 1, 2012 2:19pm UTC
If you ask me how I'm doing,I would say I'm doing just fine.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 2, 2012 12:38am UTC
If I'm so important to you,how come it doesn't feel like you care?..

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 2, 2012 12:51am UTC
Sorry for thinking you cared.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 3, 2012 1:24pm UTC
Everyone disappears at the hint of sadness.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 3, 2012 1:26pm UTC
life isn't worth it.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 3, 2012 8:17pm UTC
I'm just gone beyond repair.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 4, 2012 12:06pm UTC
I knew I shouldn't have believed you.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 4, 2012 5:30pm UTC
I found my blade again...

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 4, 2012 10:44pm UTC
I'm.Done.

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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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August 5, 2012 9:51pm UTC
Why can't it all just stop?

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