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  1. an'* an'*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    just because i don't start
    the conversation, doesn't mean i'm not dying to speak to you. ♥

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    the awkward first 30 minutes of a party

  3. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  4. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  5. _jumpthenfallx3 _jumpthenfallx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

  6. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  7. ItwasntmexD ItwasntmexD
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Start being nice to your mom,
    Because apparently its legal to kill kids now..

  8. xforeverxxo xforeverxxo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    I must admit;
    when I realize that a guy has a six pack
    he automatically becomes
    a whole lot hotter

  9. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  10. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    I swear he's cute, hold on . . .

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    my friend
    knows a guy called
    Glen Coco and everyone’s
    always saying
    “You go, Glen Coco”
    to him but he’s
    never seen Mean Girls so
    he just thinks people are
    really supportive
    format jimmy365

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Its hard to admit
    that you're not as strong as everyone believes you are

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  15. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2014 11:18pm UTC
    Before I fall asleep I always picture what it would feel like to fall asleep in your arms. It's probably the best feeling in the world.

  16. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    Ain't it funny rumors fly? & I know you heard about me so hey, let's be friends. I'm dying to see how this one ends.

  17. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:11am UTC
    You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  19. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  20. HopelessRomantic760 HopelessRomantic760
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    I'm living for today until tomorrow


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