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Hammy1117
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September 27, 2012 3:43pm UTC

I have 93 followers.
BLESS YOUR SOULS <3
i mean how do you put up with my quotes?
:)

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 8:26am UTC

So today our school had another bomb threat in the middle of LUNCH
We were having salad.
and obviously my salad got cold! #rude
point is..
School today was the bomb.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:59am UTC

September 13th, 1993
8:04 am
our little snowflake
was born

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Haters gonna Hate
Potatoes gonna Potate

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Hammy1117
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September 11, 2012 5:44pm UTC

"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the
World Trade Center.”
-tumblr. just had to share.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 5:10pm UTC

My cousins friend I met
told me a story of her uncle
that when he was younger he always wanted to work in the twin towers.
One day he told a man that he wanted to work in the twin towers and the man said
"Don't work in the twin towers or you will die in the towers."
Her uncle grew up and eventually did work in the twin towers.
and died in the twin towers
on 9/11
i'm not even kidding right now. R.I.P all the people who died on 9/11

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 9:13pm UTC

TWEET #Bring1DtoIowa IF YOUR FROM IOWA DIRECTIONERS!!
Fav if im not the ONLY iowan directioner out there

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 9:14pm UTC

ronan by taylor swift relates to me.
my cousin brant died the day before his favorite
holiday,Halloween, when he was
six.
"and its about to be halloween, you could be anything
you wanted if you were still here." -taylor swift

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Me: Mom, can i watch the VMA's tonight?
Mom: umm... no.
Me: BUT MOM! i have to see my 5 husbands win a moonman!!
Mom: (*under her breath*)Loser.
Me: -.-

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 7:57pm UTC

those 5 idiots we love are doing a twitcam.
<3

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 1:33pm UTC

My cousin died of cancer when he was 6 years old.
I don't remember him well. But I hear i was his FAVORITE cousin.
Every year we have a walk for our families and friends.
In honor of him.
We always eat Skittles. (his favorite candy)
on Halloween. ( he died on this day and his favorite holiday)
Why'd you take him?
FAV if you wish cancer didn't exist
R.I.P.
Brant Hamilton
We miss you.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:03pm UTC

At school...
Kid: Todays my dads birthday
Classmates: What did you get him?
Kid: A rose
Classmates: HAHA! Is he gay? Haha!!
Later that day the boy went to visit the cemetary and gave his father a rose for his birthday.
Think before you speak.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Me: Did you hear people were saying Danielle got Liam a mattress for his birthday?
Friend: Dropping hints Danielle?
-true story-
friend-heyitsmadeline

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Simpsoners: aww hes so cute!
PG
Beliebers: Hes so sexxyyy
PG-13
Directioners: I want to get in five gay guys pantss!
RATED R
sorry if this offensive i saw it on facebook and thought it was funny.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:16pm UTC

after all the drama,
the pain.
its over.
people couldn't be more happier.
its over.
GOOD BYE TEEN MOM!

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Happy Birthday
to my daddy direction,
spoon hating, toy story
lover,
Liam

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 8:30am UTC

I will steal us a car
and we can drive to the stars
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Zayn deleted his Twitter.
Damn it,
I didn't even get to ride the Rollercoaster of life.
♥
(quote by OneDirection/NMF)

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Someone called and threatened to "blow up"
my school, so we had to
evacuate.
CLASSIC.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 11:04pm UTC

in the first draft of WMYB the first verse was:
"You say hello, like you don't know, you made the lights in the room explode."
♥

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