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December 2, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Harry and Taylor were seen hanging out in NYC today
But they have said that they are just good friends.
Danielle and Liam were also seen hanging out and
Holding hands but they have not confirmed
If they are back together.

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sammy*
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December 1, 2012 8:13pm UTC

we all die in 3 weeks whos excited

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sammy*
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December 2, 2012 11:15am UTC

Harry and Zayn in 5 Years
Harry: Zayn.
Zayn: Yeah?
Harry: Tattoos...aren't they....permanent ?
Zayn: ...oh...

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December 1, 2012 1:50pm UTC

The boys w o u l d be in prison
IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE LIAM
- Ed Sheeran

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EmilyJonas
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December 1, 2012 2:45pm UTC

here with me
Chapter Three
Louis, Niall, Harry and Liam were all asleep.
We're on a private plane.
To America.
About to go on tour.
And they sleep?
Boring.
Zayn, the only one awake, was being boring and listening to his iPod.
Well, that wont do.
So I reached for Louis' gummy bears and started throwing them at him.
He looked up and looked around confused, and I pretended to be alseep.
Shrugging, he turned back to his iPod.
So, of course I did it again.
This time he picked one up and inspected it.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I burst out laughing.
"You" He fake glared.
"Me" I nodded.
"You're gonna pay for that" He said.
He came over to my seat, and jumped on top of me.
"Get off me, you fatasss" I said, slapping him lightly.
"Never" He said, sticking his tounge out at me.
I forced us to roll over, so I was laying on top of him.
"Ha, how do you like me now?" I taunted.
"I actually quite like this position" He said casually.
I blushed.
"Perv" I said.
He laughed lightly, and I stared at him.
Then, I had a plan.
I leaned in really close, so our lips were only an inch or two apart.
"And you thought you could beat me" I whispered.
Then, I jumped off of him, and sat back in my seat.
And for some reason, my heart was racing.
(Author's note- goal is 22)

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ELwriters
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December 1, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Accidental Reunion
Chapter 3
We got onto the airplane a few minutes after Chris and I came back, and it didn’t take long until we were in the air. Luckily Niall was a few rows back from me, so I didn’t have to have the stress and sad feeling be filled though me the whole flight.
“Hey,”
Chris whispered, so the older and large man wouldn’t hear. He would have to worry about that though, the guy was fast asleep with his head rolled to the left.
“Is Niall-”
I stopped him and sighed. Running a hand though my wavy brown hair I told him that I really didn’t want Niall in my mind right now, as I was trying to get him out of it. I don’t know why I was so worked up about Niall. It really was quite strange.
“I know this is going to be hard for you to do, but you really need to relax B. It’s not healthy to be so upset and agitated over some guy that was your best friend like, ten years ago.”
He was right. He usually always was about these kinds of things.
“You don’t even know if he’s going to London like we are. He could be going to Birmingham or Liverpool. Somewhere like that.”
“I love your optimism Chris, I really do, but I just have no idea right now. If he’s in London…”
I drifted off to silence when I noticed Niall getting out of his seat, excusing his way in front of the people sitting by him. He looked over at me, smiled, and waved. Crap, he saw me.
“Hey guys.”
Niall said after he walked over to us and grinned down.
“Hey Niall.”
“So, I heard you were talking about London. Are you going back home? I couldn’t help noticing your accent.”
I shrugged and nodded, putting on the best grin that I could muster up.
“Something like that.”
He chuckled.
“I’m going to be in London too. You know, I’m in a band-”
He started to tell Chris, but Chris cut him off with his laughing.
“Yeah I know. One Direction. Brooke here lovvesss you guys.”
I blushed and shoved Chris’ shoulder, feeling embarrassed. I didn’t love them, per say. Niall snickered, finding his statement cute, before shoving his hands in the pockets of his grey hoodie.
“Sweet. So I guess I’ll see you guys around town eh?”
He grinned, nodding at me, and turned back towards his seat before I could even open my mouth. I sighed and shut my eyes. So he was going to be in London. I knew he was going to, it was just the way God was messing with me. Likes to see me suffer for his amusement I guess.
“This vacation is going to turn into a game of hide-and-run.”
I whined in a whisper to Chris, throwing a little tantrum in my head. I reached into my brown leather purse and pulled out my iPhone, slipping the white ear buds into my ears. My finger slide across the smooth screen, my eyes flickering past the names of artists I had listed. Chris let out a deep sigh, a sigh that made me frown. I knew he was going to say something that was going to annoy me.
“Brooke, I think you should let Niall know who you are. I mean, he is bound to remember you sometime soon and when he does, he’s going to be confused about why you didn’t tell him who you were sooner.”
I just rolled my eyes and continued looking through the artist names. Eventually I chose Vampire Weekend, putting on Holiday. I always softly hummed along with this song; the lyrics were so catchy even though they didn’t make sense. None of their songs had a meaning; the songs were mostly just made up of random sentences strung together.
“Maybe Chris. Sooner or later I will.”
He nodded, contented with himself for “helping” me. No way was I going to tell Niall who I was. I expected him to when he first laid eyes on me again after not seeing their chocolate color for such a long time. He’ll have to remember on his own.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 5:35pm UTC

I can see exactly where I want to be,
I just can't see how I will ever get there.

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Forever_A_Directioner
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:58pm UTC

If Phineas and Ferb were my
brothers I would force them to
make a machine that took One
Direction to me.

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YoungForever_723*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 12:30am UTC

One in a Million
*Chapter One Hundred & Sixty-Six; Part One*
Miracle's POV:
~Ten Years Later~
I pulled into my circular driveway that was empty and parked my car right by the navy blue front door. We never used the front door; only when guests who weren't familiar with our normalities came through the front. We liked to use the porch door in the backyard.
In one swift movement, I tugged my keys out of the ignition and looped my purse around my arm. My tired, weary feet carried me to the low, white fence that created a perimeter around our backyard. I unlocked the porch door and let myself in; Aaron had left his baseball gear scattered about the porch, once again.
After cleaning up after him, like the gracioius sister I am, I opened the door leading into our home. The kitchen was spotless, just like the rest of our house. Momma was always cleaning when she wasn't at the school with her class. It was like she wanted us to seem perfect on the exterior while we were broken and ugly on the interior.
I decided to take an apple and a bottle of water up to my bedroom so I had some food in my stomach before I left. My elbow pushed through the french doors of the kitchen and I entered the foyer; our living room to my left and an office to my right. Aaron's room was connected to kitchen and sat adjacent to the laundry room, as well. I was lucky though because my bedroom was up on the second floor.
My eyes pondered the pictures hanging on the walls around me; pictures of Momma and Niall, of Daddy and I, of Lilli, Aaron, and I. I took a deep breath and continued to make my way up the stairs. My phone buzzed in my back pocket, forcing me to set my snack down on the vanity sitting by my door.
'When did you want everyone to meet up at?? Let me know so I can tell Rocco! :) - Darcy xx' It's not that she annoyed me all the time, but right she was tap dancing on my last nerve. I just wanted to be alone. It was a rough day and I specifically came home early to be alone.
I knew how hard today was for me and thought about how hard it must've been for Aaron. When I dropped him off at school this morning in front of the sixth grade entrance door, I saw a few of the other boys start to tease him. "What are you matching with your sister for? Can't you dress yourself? Or are you colorblind too?" He tugged at his pink tee shirt as they laughed at him, but he was strong so he knew how to shield their words.
School was already hard enough for Aaron; for starters he was dyslectic and didn't learn like the other kids he studied with. "Real funny, guys, but you don't even get the point of it." Even though he was only my half brother, I loved him like he was my own total blood sibling.
"Excuse me, Leprechaun? I couldn't understand you!" The boys mocked Aaron's Irish accent and I felt my heart break for him; why were kids so cruel? It wasn't his fault he talked like that. He basically grew up in Ireland, unlike me who spent half my life in England and half my life in Ireland. My accent was blended and not many people said anything about it, but apparently middle school is a shark tanks cause they all eat Aaron alive.
'Daddy will be over to take pictures of you and Zac before yous leave<3 Love you! -Momma xx' My phone buzzed again; my goodness could I just have an hour to myself? I belly flopped down on my bed and stared at the picture frames on my night stand.
The one was of Momma, Niall, Lilli, and I standing in front of a Christmas tree in our old flat back in London. My heart ached to be back in London; I mean, America was alright, but London is where my heart is. It's where everything started and ended. And even though I was only eight when we left, I felt like my anchor was in London.
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sammy*
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC

If all girls started wearing no make up and comfortable clothes,
they would have no choice but to fall for girls because of natural beauty.

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YoungForever_723*
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 12:37am UTC

One in a Million
*Chapter One Hundred & Sixty-Four; Part Two*
Amber's POV:
~5 Months Later ; Early May~
"What do you think they're talking about?" I folded my hands on top of my bump, but slid my hands under my pink top.
"What else a young tween is talking about; boys." I know I liked boys at that age too, but the tables turned once I thought about my own daughter being the way I was. "I heard Mickey and Lilli talking on the phone last night, and she said that Brad told Lilli that he thought she was pretty."
"Bradley Devine? Nicole's Bradley? Really?" My mind was blown. He was an entire two years older than Lilli and it honestly scared me a bit to think of my Lilli Angel starting to like boys. I knew at some point she was going to grow into a mature, young lady, but not now; she was not even eleven yet.
We were getting ready to leave and I called Miracle up from the basement where she made me a nice family portrait for the fridge. "I can't wait to show your Daddy this! I'm sure he'll love it, Baby." I took the wet canvas from her, not wanting it to be ruined, and kissed her gentle, brown curls.
"Goodbye, you guys! See you soon!" We hopped in the car and headed off to our next destination. I had a few places to stop on our way home, and while we were driving, Miracle fell asleep. I loved how Lilli was just like me and seized this moment to talk to me in private.
"Hey Momma? What does it feel like when you like a boy?" She gripped at the butterflies I knew were in her stomach and just nodded at her.
"Pretty much like that." Her cheeks turned a shade or red as my smiled panned across her lips. "And your head go crazy when you see him? It pretty much messes all of your senses up when he's around." I knew that was exactly the answer she was looking for; she just confirmed to herself that she liked Bradley. And I know she did because I used to do the same thing when I was younger.
***FAVE/COMMENT/FOLLOW/FEEDBACK***
Thanks for reading, Loves! So are you guys all caught up with ages and names and stuff? Amber's new baby is a boy and his name will be Aaron Luke Horan and then Isabella is having twin girls named Addyson and Katelynn. If yous are not, I can post a chart if it'll help you guys! And I know Bradley isn't Josh's son in the story, but he takes on his last name since Nicole married Josh. Anyway, holy cow it's my birthday! I'm sixteen now!!! Hehehehe!! Only two more chapter's left until it's over! Then on to the sequel! You guys have any cool sequel titles?! :)xx
Amber's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/one_in_million_chapter_hundred/set?id=64358261
Isabella's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/one_in_million_chapter_hundred/set?id=64358729#stream_box
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heyitsmadeline
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November 27, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Over Again
Chapter Three
○ Louis's P.O.V.○
The boys and I were sitting in my apartment, talking about Tori. "I haven't seen her in so long!" Niall exclaimed, clenching the pillow in front of him. "Calm down, Lad. It's just Tori." Zayn laughed. "Speaking of Tori..." I said. My phone was buzzing, Call from Tori Selmes. "Hello?" I asked. Two girls who introduced themselves as Morgan and Avery spoke into the phone quickly, saying that Tori fell into the pond and wasn't doing too well. I hung up immediately, grabbed my shoes and headed for the door. "Where are you going?!" Liam asked. "Pond. Tori. Trouble." I said, slamming the door. I hailed a taxi and told them where to go. When I arrived at the pond, I was surprised at how deep it was. I walked some more, and I barely fell over a cliff, hanging over the water. No, I thought, This couldn't have happened to Tori. I scanned the area, and sure enough, there was Avery and Morgan waving down below.
Tori was motionless on the sand.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
○ Tori's P.O.V. ○
"Tori?" My body was shaken awake. I saw three figures above me. Was that Louis? "Lou?" I asked, sitting up in the sand. "Victoria Selmes you scared the life out of me!" Louis exclaimed, pulling me in for a big hug, "Let's get you home." I smiled weakly and glanced at Morgan and Avery, who were frozen with excitement. "You guys! Come with us! Do you really think I'd just leave you guys after you saved my life?!" I laughed, and Morgan and Avery's faces brightened.
•○•○•○•
"Tea, anyone?" I asked, pulling out the pot.
Everyone was sitting in my new apartment, Niall, Louis, Liam, Harry, Zayn, Morgan, Avery, and me. Liam and Zayn raised their hands.
We all talked for a while.
Avery and Morgan were pretty quiet, they just stared around the room, happily. Though Harry did seem very interested in Morgan.
Soon enough, everyone left until it was just Niall and I.
"Well, I should probably clean up." I said, standing up.
Niall looked nervous, and he just remained seated.
I didn't want to tell him to leave. I wanted him to stay,
I just didn't know what to say.
"Maddy?" He asked.
"Yeah?" I responded, putting down the empty teacup I was holding.
"I just want you to know that I understand how hard it must be for you." He said, biting his lip.
"Thanks Nialler." I replied, smiling weakly.
Because it was hard. It was the most painful thing I have every experienced; to watch my father kill my mother, and then abuse me, then have to leave everything I ever knew, just to protect myself.
"I promise that I will always be there for you." He said, walking over to me.
His hand grasped mine, and I felt a tingle down my back.
And with that, he sealed his promise,
With a Kiss.
∞
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Hola My Little Muffins! Thanks for reading!
My goal is 30 favs, let's see if we can do it!
Kind of a boring chapter, but don't fail on me now!
Just a "gosh I haven't written in so long I should probably post something" chapter.
I notify!

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YoungForever_723*
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 12:32am UTC

One in a Million
*Chapter One Hundred & Sixty-Four; Part One*
Amber's POV:
~5 Months Later ; Early May~
"So any idea on what you might want to do for you birthday?" I poked Lilli who was sitting next to me in the passenger's seat; she would be eleven years old in a matter of weeks, now. She had a lot of ideas, but never gave me a definate answer on how she wanted to celebrate.
"I don't know," She picked a loose piece of her blonde hair out of her lip gloss and pushed it behind her ear. "Maybe Mickey and I can just go get our nails done or something? I don't want a big party." Lilli just stared out of the open window and I knew something was heavy on her mind. Her face, that was now starting to resemble mine more, hung with a decision she must make and I was very curious as to what it was.
I pulled into Isabella's driveway, only to be greeted by her and her round belly at the door. "Hey there, Sexy." She poked my belly as I waddled up her walkway; my girls had ran out of sight. "Lilli, Mickey's in her bedroom and Miracle? Brooke, Sam, and Darcy are in the basement playing with finger paint!"
"Wow, Is. You sure know how to throw a party. Where are Zac and Parker?" She lead me in and straight for the sofa where we would now vegitate for the rest of the afternoon.
"Oh, Louis and Harry took them out on a Father-Son sort of day. Whatever, though. Sam doesn't mind playing with the girls." I looked over at Isabella who was wearing an orange top and black leggings. She had a fruit tray sitting on her coffee table and a large bowl of chocolate dip sat in the middle of it.
"This looks so good." I reached out for a strawberry and drowned it in the dip, then raised it up. Isabella already had shoved a strawberry in her mouth, but quickly pulled it out to hold hers up as well. "To your adorable baby girls, Addyson Marie and Katelynn Elysse!" I poked at her round belly once again, putting on my best child's voice to talk to my gaddaughters.
"And here's to your dashing son, Aaron Luke. He will probably be getting all the girls when he's older because genetics is on that boy's side." She winked at me, making me spit out my strawberry from laughing so hard. I don't think I could've done this a third time without her. Life couldn't get any sweeter right now, and if my future was anything like how it was now, I say bring it on.
"Yes, Aaron will be the 'it' boy of his generation, along with Addy and Kate! Eric will have to whip out his guns to keep those boys away." We went back and forth teasing each other for awhile, but the topic started to change when Mickey and Lilli were making a little too much noise.
"Gosh, Mickey! Would you turn that down?" Isabella yelled to the girls, who have been locked in the bedroom since we got here. They did as they were told, but kept the music at a volume where no one could hear their conversations. "Remember when we were that age?"
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EmilyJonas
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November 27, 2012 3:04pm UTC

here with me
Chapter One
It was a pretty typical day, just having dinner out with the boys.
The restaurant was stuffy, so I excused myself and went outside for some fresh air.
The spring was fading into summer, quickly, leaving the perfect temperature in the evening.
"Lily" I heard from behind me.
I spun around, and saw Zayn walking straight towards me.
"What are you doing out here?" I asked.
"Need a smoke" He shrugged, taking out his lighter.
I crinkled my nose at him, and he lit up the cigarette.
"You shouldn't do that" I said, right as the cigarette was about to hit his lips.
He lowered it back down and faced me.
"Why not?" He asked.
"It's not healthy" I stated.
"I know" He said simply.
I looked at him and he stared right back at me, but the cigarette was still burning in his hand.
"I would never kiss a smoker" I said honestly.
His face turned to amused, much to my surprise.
"Are you trying to tell me that you'd want to kiss me if I didn't smoke?" He smirked.
"What?" I said, blushing, "No! I didn't-"
"Lily, no need to lie" He said, "Nothing to be ashamed of"
"I-" I started.
"I understand you're obsessed with me, but try to contain yourself" He teased.
"I hate you" I glared.
"No you don't" He said, putting out his cigarette.
He raised his eyebrows at me, and I looked back at him confused.
"Why did you just put that out?" I asked.
He hadn't even taken one puff off of it.
"Because" He whispered in my ear, "You wouldn't kiss a smoker"
He winked at me, and walked back into the restaurant, leaving me standing there like an idiot.
He was teasing, that's all.
I went back inside, also.
(Author's note- goal is 20, i liked having goals so this story obviously has also. i know this jumps kinda straight in, but remember, they know each other so there's no need for introductions. love you<333333 x)

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1D_Fanfiction
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC

They don't know about us
Chapter 4
MARIAH'S POV
"The boys will be here any minute" Paul said taking Wes and I into a game room that was meant to keep the boys busy throughout the day while they are at the arena. Wes and I immediately went for the race car games. We began playing ,when Wes and I play any form of video game, things get.. Interesting.
"GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!" I yelled while leaning on her trying to mess her up
"BITE ME!" She screamed back and then there was soft laughter behind us. The race ended and Wes won by a few milliseconds.
"YEAH BUDDY" she cheered and did a happy dance while I stood Beside her. I rolled my eyes and there were arms wrapped around my waist.
"WHO IS TOUCHING ME?!" I screamed getting ready to punch whatever was behind me
"Hey beautiful" someone with a heavy accent said behind me. The boys were here. The fact I was in the same room as One Direction made me go crazy.
"Hey Zayn" I smiled. I can't believe Zayn had his arms around me. The 7 of us began to get to know each other when Niall began to whine he was hungry.
"I'll go get food!" Louis said jumping up
"I'll go with you!" I said following him and he turned around and winked before walking out the door. We snuck out the back of the arena an into Paul's car.
"Louis... Where did you get the keys?"
"Let's just say there may be a very angry Irish Man there when we get back" he smirked
"Do you mind if I fan girl for second? I never got the chance to get it out of my system and I don't want to do it in front of the rest of the guys 'cuz you know"
"Go for it" he laughed
"Thank you. I'm in a car with Louis Tomlinson holy crap and Zayn FREAKING MALIK had his arms around me and had me on stage and Harry styles cheeky grin keeps coming out and Niall and Wes are hitting it off as Liam is such a puppy and oh my god I can't believe this is happening right now"
"Oh speaking of Curly and Z, which one do you fancy?"
"Their both Amazing. Zayn is mysterious and gorgeous and looks like a model while Harry is funny and sexy.."
"Please, be careful of what you say or do with them"
"I would anyway but why does it matter"
"They both find you gorgeous. I don't want to find my best friends hurt you know?"
"Yeah, yeah I get it."
authors note
so im having major writers block.. what should happen? i need ideas guys!

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 9:39am UTC

PAYZER FACTS
1. Even though they've broken up, when Liam is on Tour Danielle still takes care of his turtles.
2. Danielle told Eleanor that she isn't listening to
'Little Things' because it will make her fall
For Liam again.

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EmilyJonas
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 3:23pm UTC

here with me
Prolouge
"We really shouldn't be doing this" Zayn breathed.
"Shut up and kiss me!" I insisted.
And he did.
Let me backtrack a bit.
I've been best friends with Louis Tomlinson for my entire life.
I met him when he was five and I was two.
As a side effect of our three year age difference, he's always been the older brother type of friend to me.
Which, of course has its goods and its bads.
I couldn't ask for a better friend, but he can be a bit overprotective.
When he joined a boyband on the x-factor, he only had one condition for me.
Band mates are off limits.
So how the hell did I end up making out with Zayn Malik?
(Author's note- i'm so sorry this took so long. i was trying to write a louis fic, i promise! i wanted to make you guys happy but i couldn't do it! writing about louis as a main is really hard for me. there will be a lot of louis in this though, don't think i don't listen to you. also, i got some zayns so i'm going to try my best with him! i really love you guys with my entire heart. hope this didn't dissapoint you)

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carson5482
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 1:38pm UTC

A gay Vietnam Veteran's
headstone reads the following:
"When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one."
Am I the only one that thinks this is wrong?

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November 24, 2012 1:16pm UTC

When a girl says"Don't worry about it",You better freakin' worry about it.

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