Hammy1117

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Hammy1117

Status: Fangirls to your station

Member Since: 2 Jun 2012 07:13pm

Last Seen: 15 Jun 2014 10:55pm

Birthday: November 17

Location: Simply stalking One Direction of course

user id: 304996

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109 Followers
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Truly,Madly,Deeply.

Hello there beautiful
Are you a cover girl?
You look like one little miss FLAWLESS.
How bout clicking that follow button? eh?
okay.
I simply just love One Direction and Ed Sheeran
basically im obsessed with british people.

Yeah. I AM insecure. But for my own reasons.

Check out:
heyitsmadeline
& 1D_fanfiction
& magicalmustache

10/29/05 is the day God got a beautiful angel.

Hammy1117
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 11:40pm UTC

Obama? No
Romney? No
i voted for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:02pm UTC

What do you call a red headed ninja?
A Ginja

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:49pm UTC

You just make me want to curl up in a ball
and cry.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 5:35pm UTC

You can't always wait for the perfect time,
Sometimes you just have to
dare and jump.
✞

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC

You know why Shrek is the best Fairytale?
Cause in some Fairytales, the Princess and the Prince are perfect, but in Shrek it teaches us that
imperfect people can still have their own happy endings.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 5:31pm UTC

I miss you
but you just don't know how much.
nmf

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
"Hey!"
bum bum bum
"got any grapes?"
c'mon im not the only one who sang it.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:08pm UTC

♔
Keep Calm
and
be a
Directioner.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC

I hear your heartbeat
to the beat of the drums
♥

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Awkward Potatoes are awesome.
☝
THIS IS NOT AN OPINION ITS A FACT

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Lots of people say if she's 14 and he's 18 its not okay.
Why?
Doesn't it only matter if they love each other?
I'll have you know my parents are 9 years apart.
and have been married for 16 years and counting.
My mom is 36 and my dad is 45
& its only called love
♥

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC

ATTENTION WITTY
I must tell you guys a secret I have been keeping back a while,
I am
The BATMAN
My 2 friends are
The Amazing Spider-Man
&
Superman
we keep you safe.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 8:34pm UTC

I'm 3 followers away from 100
omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
omg i love you omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
HOW?!

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Mom: On a Scale from 1-10 how bad do you want to live in Lon-
Me: TEN BILLION.
Mom:
Me:
One Direction:
Tom Daley:
Fly:
Mom: *walks out of room wondering how she gave birth to a potato*

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 10:48am UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3WdTXS1xd0
Listen to this.
I have made your day
♥

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 10:36am UTC

Goodbye September

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 6:59pm UTC

INNNNNNNNNNNN
West Philadelphia born and raised
♥

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:02am UTC

Alan: someone tweeted me this the other day
Harry: Oh crap..
Alan:"I wish I was The Alan Carr Chatty Man shows sofa so Harry could sit on my face"
Boys: all laughing
Alan: "SHE WAS NINE!"

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:55am UTC

POTATO
It has some kind of effect on you doesn't it

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Theres always that one person who makes your day bad

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