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  1. rain_pour_down_x3 rain_pour_down_x3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 11:03pm UTC
    Know you got a roommate
    Call me when there's no one there
    Put the key under the mat and
    You know I'll be over there
    Yup I'll be over there
    Shawty I'll be over there
    best i ever had - drake<3
    favoritee songg(:
    kch<3


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  4. ItAllWorkzOUt101babe ItAllWorkzOUt101babe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    get over it okay
    i l o v e h i m and it r e a l l y
    shouldn't m a t t e r t o y o u
    why i do o r how i think
    he just m i g h t like me back .
    so don ' t be jealous just because
    y o u r b o y f r i e n d
    c a n ' t p l a y g u i t a r
    i s n ' t o l d e r than you
    a n d d o e s n ' t l o v e y o u
    as much as you want him to .
    just c a u s e i have what
    youdon'thaveyoucan'tbe
    hating on me jackass .


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  6. georgiaxo26 georgiaxo26
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 9:27pm UTC
    Why do you
    D
    L
    I
    U
    B
    me up
    Buttercup baby just to
    let me down


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  8. lifeischalair4me lifeischalair4me
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 9:28pm UTC
    A girl was sitting next to her crush on a park bench.
    She picked up a flower and started picking the petals off one by one thinking to herself...
    he loves me.
    he loves me not.
    he loves me.
    he loves me not...
    until there was only one petal left. Before the girl could pick the last petal and say the last line, her crush reaches over, picks the last petal, and whispers to her "i love you."
    credit to me <3

  9. hiphopxbabee hiphopxbabee
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 9:29pm UTC
    not everythings perfect, especially
    at the beginning. And it's all right
    to have a little bit of regret every
    once in a while. it's when you feel
    it all the time and can't do anything
    about it ... that's when you get in trouble
    - lock and key

  10. hsmgirlie hsmgirlie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 9:29pm UTC
    I've wished upon many stars, on many candles, and thrown many coins into fountains.... When will my dreams come true????
    *all mine no jocking!!!!!!!!!


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  12. dancegirl2325 dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 10:44am UTC
    I'm the kind of person who walks into chairs and
    -----------> says "sorry"
    **sorry if u think im "jocking" anyones quote but i did think of this***

  13. dancegirl2325 dancegirl2325
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    & all I wonder is.........
    When do Phineas and Ferb have to go back to school?

  14. rockinout815 rockinout815
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 9:16pm UTC
    JONAS QUOTE #2!
    (The Jonas Boys Are Trapped In Macy's Mom's store)
    JOE: I Can't Take It Anymore! The Walls They're closing in! What are we gonna do about food!
    MACY:Oh, Don't worry in some of the old purses you can always find mints.
    JOE: OK. Foods Covered. WATER! I need water.
    NICK:Dude, Relax **walks over & hands him a gallon of water**
    JOE: **Drinks the water** Ooh, with a hint of lime.

  15. rachhx726 rachhx726
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2008 6:11pm UTC
    Joe Jonas - I think my favorite word would have to be... supercalifragillisticexpialidocious.Kevin Jonas - That's too hard to say.Joe Jonas - Dude, I'm always like I feel so supercalifragillisticexpialidocious today. And everybody's like, wow.hahaha i love them.

  16. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2008 12:42pm UTC
    Yo! Listen, I'm Joe Jonas! I'm your best friend! Open the fridge. Eat a chicken!." -Joe Jonas

  17. annaheartsyouxox annaheartsyouxox
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2008 11:36am UTC
    If Joe Jonas said it was uncool to breathe;;
    95% of girls would be dead.
    rate high if u love joe jonas!<3

  18. Mrs_Nick_Jonas2468 Mrs_Nick_Jonas2468
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 3:36pm UTC
    Jonas Brothers Quote #1
    "Hi, I'm Nick Jonas. And today on our show we will be talking about anger on the Nick J show, with our friends, Teddy and Micky! Today on our show we have a very "Special" guest; a very delightful fellow who goes by the name of Joe Jonas. Everybody applaud! C'mon in here Joe.
    (Joe comes in and sits down with an odd expression on his face.)
    So Joe how're y-
    (Joe hits Nick with a plastic bat-espression does not change)
    Nick starts laughing as he gets up. (Joe hits him again)
    Joe: I'm not angry.
    Nick: Dude, why're you hitting me?
    (hits Nick again-Nick continues to laugh)
    Joe: I've never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is people videorecording me. (hits Nick once more) Making me mad. NOW TURN IT OFF!
    Nick: (still laughing as Joe hunts down the cameraman)

  19. mrsjoejonas4821 mrsjoejonas4821
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 11:07am UTC
    "What's up, I'm DJ Danger. Some people might think it's dangerous to have an unbrella inside, but i am dangerous!"
    -Joe Jonas
    "CORN POPS BOI!"
    -Joe Jonas
    "Dude, I'm always like I feel so supercalifragilicexpialidocious today. And everybody's like, wow!
    -Joe Jonas
    (hmmm funny that happens to me all the time.)
    "No, I don't have a third arm. Silly fans."
    -Joe Jonas
    "There are no cars in Oklahoma."
    -Joe Jonas
    "I am superman."
    -Joe Jonas
    *someone else's quote my edit. i added a few**

  20. summer09 summer09
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2009 12:52pm UTC
    what would happen if...
    joe jonas starred in Twilight?
    bella swan: you never eat or drink anything...
    joe jonas: how else am i going to fit into my skinny jeans?
    bella swan: i know what you are.
    joe jonas: say it out loud.
    bella swan: Jonas.
    joe jonas: are you afraid?
    bella swan: whats the worst your gonna do to me? dump me over the phone?
    Credit to
    krazykatiexox16

:)

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