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Hal3y

Status: One Direction. nuff said.

Member Since: 24 Sep 2012 09:25pm

Last Seen: 4 Nov 2012 04:38pm

Location: my evil lair

Gender: F

user id: 332018

Hal3y
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 8:53pm UTC
*Me doing homework*
Cat: Meow!
Me:
Cat: Meeeoooowwwwww!!
Me: Go away..
Cat: MEOWWW!
Me: LEAVE! *points to door*
Cat: *leaves*

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Hal3y
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September 27, 2012 8:49pm UTC
my mum and i were wathcing tv when she was singing 'im sexy and i know it' and all of a sudden...
My Mum: I'm sexy and i kno-
My Mum: *yawns*
My Mum: I'm tired and i know it!
Me:
My Mum:
Me:
True story

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Hal3y
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 5:24pm UTC
What if i'm really a unicorn..?
But, pretending to be a human.

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Hal3y
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September 26, 2012 4:53pm UTC
My Mum: I told you 5 times to clean your room!
Me: Actually, you told me once...
True story

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Hal3y
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 10:08pm UTC
“Love is larger than the pressure to be perfect”
~ Demi Lovato

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