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  1. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    There once was a girl named cara,
    Who was abused, and teased, and hurt.
    One day she began cutting her wrists,
    Because of her lack of self worth.
    She made little cuts on her forearms,
    She cut little slits in her wrists.
    But soon, the cuts became deeper,
    She saw more and more scars, bit by bit.
    Now she can't go a day without her razor,
    Her friends stopped asking what's wrong.
    She forgot what it's like to be happy,
    And she's hoping it won't be too long.
    Til she leaves the world which she hates so,
    Til she's done with the tears and the pain.
    She's tired of hiding and faking,
    One more day, and she might go insane.
    So that night, on the floor of her bathroom,
    She makes one cut, the deepest one yet.
    She silently weeps as she bleeds more and more,
    Awaiting her inevitable death.
    But the next thing she knows, she's awakened.
    She walks down the stairs just to hear-
    Her mother and father are weeping,
    Crying out- "Why can't she be here?!"
    "We loved our dear Cara so much!
    We thought she had such a great life!
    But while we were living so ignorantly,
    Our little girl was planning suicide."
    This little girl, feeling alone and afraid,
    Went to sleep for the very last time.
    She had no clue how loved she was,
    Until the night that she died.
    *My poem, copyrighted. Feel free to share or repost, but you must leave credit.*

  3. BrattyKatty BrattyKatty
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Dear kid bullying the openly gay guy in class,
    I dare you to lay a finger on him
    Sincerely,the linebacker with two amazing dads

  4. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Hey, are you coming tonight?
    Uh... we broke up...
    Oops! I meant to text Sean, not you.
    How did you type that wrong? A for Alex isn't near S for Sean.
    I kinda re-named you in my phone as Senor Tinypenis

  5. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    ANDREW BIERSACK FELL OFF A 15FT WALL, SHATTERED 3 RIBS, GOT UP, AND CONTINUED TO PLAY.
    FRANK IERO PLAYED AN ENTIRE SHOW HOOKED UP TO AN OXYGEN TANK.
    ALEX GASKARTH HIT HIS HEAD HARD ON AN OVERHANGING SPEAKER, FELL OFF THE STAGE, SPLIT OPEN HIS FOREHEAD AND GOT A CONCUSSION, THEN GOT UP AND FINISHED THE SET.
    AND JUSTIN BIEBER BROKE HIS TOE ON STAGE AND STOPPED THE WHOLE SHOW

  6. kiara_diane25 kiara_diane25
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    I wish people
    ♥ looked like their
    personalities

  7. livelifetothemax livelifetothemax
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    me on witty a year ago: omg these quotes are so relatable. fave fave fave fave.me on witty now: omg these quotes are so annoying. scroll scroll scroll scroll.

  8. Nightlock Nightlock
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Fave this and I will comment on your profile with your previous or current crush's name. I guarantee that 95% of the time, I will be correct.
    NMF

  9. ImmaBMEH ImmaBMEH
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    every girl’s dream is
    to find their true love
    pssshhh, every girl’s dream is
    to eat without getting fat
    you know its true ;)

  10. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
    Marilyn Manson: lol
    Michael Jackson: lol
    Jared Leto: lol
    Tom DeLonge: lol
    Mark Hoppus: lol
    Travis Barker: lol
    Kurt Cobain: lol
    Axl Rose: lol
    Bob Marley: lol
    Patrick Stump: lol
    Bono Vox: lol
    Gerard Way: lol
    Frank Iero: lol
    Ray Toro: lol
    Mikey Way: lol
    Niall Horan: lol
    Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
    Mike Dirnt: lol
    Tré Cool: lol
    Dave Grohl: lol
    Chester Bennington: lol
    Paul McCartney: lol
    George Harrison: lol
    John Lennon: lol
    Serj Tankian: lol
    Ringo Starr: lol
    Elton John: lol
    David Bowie: lol
    Tom Fletcher: lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Ryan Ross: lol
    Damon Albarn: lol
    Dan Campbell: lol
    Butch Vig: lol
    Synyster Gates: lol
    M. Shadows: lol
    Johnny Christ: lol
    Harry Styles: lol
    Frank Sinatra: lol
    Joey Ramone: lol
    Dave Mustaine: lol
    John Bon Jovi: lol
    James Hetfield: lol
    Corey Taylor: lol
    Michael Vampire: LoL
    Philip Kross: lol
    Aaron Graves: lol
    Dj Black: lol
    Andy Six: lol
    Jake Pitts: lol
    Liam Payne: lol
    Jinx: lol
    Ashley Purdy: lol
    Christian Coma: lol
    Alice Cooper: lol
    Danny Jones: lol
    Tom Fletcher: lol
    Dougie Poynter: lol
    Harry Judd: lol
    Mark Foster: lol
    Bob Dylan: lol
    Louis Tomlinson: lol
    Spencer Smith : lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Adam Young: lol
    Roger Daltrey: lol
    Pete Townshend: lol
    Keith Moon: lol
    John Entwistle: lol
    Robert Plant: lol
    John Paul Jones: lol
    Jimmy Page: lol
    John Bonham: lol
    Zayn Malik: lol
    Roger Waters: lol
    David Gilmour: lol
    Rick Wright: lol
    Nick Mason: lol
    Syd Barret: lol
    Deryck Whibley: lol
    Ozzy Osbourne: Who the f.uck is Justin Bieber?

  11. HannahKennison HannahKennison
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

  12. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:37am UTC
    Today while sitting in my college class.
    I texted my boyfriend saying "I'm Bored".
    Not even 5min later he came running in the door yelling
    "Troll in the dungeon, just thought you oughta know"
    Then collapsed on the floor just like in Harry Potter
    Not only was my Teacher laughing so hard he let us go early.
    But i think i have found "The One" (:

  13. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

  14. Lost_in_time Lost_in_time
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    me: hi.
    FAMILY:
    OMG SHE CAME OUT OF HER ROOM LOLOL
    me: bye.

  16. daddysbai12 daddysbai12
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    I want to find
    the male version of me.
    That would be epic.

  17. yellowducks247 yellowducks247
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Oh, that's a easy question :)
    Well what do you want to be?
    Your husband :)

  18. iloveyou002 iloveyou002
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    A boy proposed to a girl, she rejected. The boy never once felt sad. One day a friend asked why he didn't feel sad.
    The boy replied "because, I lost someone that doesn't love me. But she has lost someone that truly loves her."

  19. alligator98 alligator98
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Lazy Rule #1
    *When you're shopping and a shirt falls off the hanger* I don't need to pick it up, they have people for that.

  20. BeYourself1311 BeYourself1311
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
    n m q

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