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  1. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:22am UTC
    ©RejectedGamerFormat
    {Relationships are harder now because}
    conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online. Sellx became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking. Getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became natural.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I was out with my friends today...
    Adrienne: OH MY GOD I still need to find a dress for prom!
    Sammi: You think you have problems?? I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET MY HAIR DONE FOR PROM.
    Adrienne: And I need to find someone to go to prom with! How will I find someone on such short notice??
    Sammi: I'm not even sure if I can rent that limo for us. I'm saving up for college.
    Adrienne: Should I order a dress a size smaller for prom so that I'll be motivated to lose weight?
    Sammi: Should I try a new shade of foundation?
    My friend Kyle: OH MY GOD. WE GET IT YOU HAVE VAGINAS.

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    What if the
    person you're
    meant to be with kills themselves?
    and you're just left there..
    searching for that one person when
    they're already gone.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    do you ever become friends with someone
    and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
    it would solve obesity in the United States
    and starvation in Africa

  6. woahman woahman
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    grew up knowing Peter Pan was the only guy who snook into girl's bedrooms and stayed forever young, not Edward Cullen.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
    does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    The problem is, whenever we talk,
    I fall in love o v e r and over again |||||||||||||||||||

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    So apperantly Kidz Bop is releasing
    a version of Thrift Shop...
    Kidz Bop Singers: WALK UP IN THE SCHOOL LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A LUNCHBOX

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    maroon 5? oh you mean
    adam levine and the guys who stand behind him?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Researchers have noted that mothers tend to give more attention to their most attractive child.
    ...that explains alot.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    You know,
    I still wait for your messages,
    as sad as it may seem.
    I haven’t given up the thought that
    you’ll come back to me.
    I think about it day and night,
    and even in my dreams

  15. bubblylife13 bubblylife13
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    ♥ She's Strong Enogh To Walk Away
    But broken enough to look back.
    /nmf

  16. phee phee
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    isn't it ironic that Justin Bieber's birthday
    is on
    self harm awareness day...
    all those beliebers who were threatening to cut themselves

  17. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Mum: No! Mia you can't have ice cream!
    Me: THATS IT! NO GRANDCHILDREN!
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 1:41am UTC
    There is pain in your head,
    A certain fright in your mind,
    Little girl you aren't okay are you?
    A cut left we didn't see,
    A cry we didn't hear,
    Little girl where are you?
    A scream into the cool air,
    A cry into the soft pillow,
    Little girl?! Little girl?!
    A cold silence,
    A death defying whisper,
    Little girl are you okay?
    A pulse that slows,
    They noticed too late,
    Little girl where have you gone?
    A body found dead,
    A lost soul left alone
    Alone in this “Perfect” world.
    Little girl we were too late,
    Rest in peace and live your fate.
    Little girl little girl though we didn't see,
    You always meant the most to me.
    Copyright 2013 by justanotherwittyguy18
    You can use it but ask me first.
    Dedication goes to Kelsey, she wasn't a "little girl" she is what i thought of while i wrote it though.
    Rest in Peace Beautiful <3
    Fave for more i hink i'll start writting again.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    i thought
    i left my ipod in the
    theater so we went
    back to look for it and i
    couldn’t see so i
    turned on my ipod to
    give me some light so i
    could find my ipod do
    u see where this is goin
    g because i did not
    format jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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