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Gummyworm_loverhappy birthday!

  1. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Confession 1:
    im tired of my "best friend's" bs. completely tired.

  2. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    I love you,
    Do you love me?
    I love you,
    Can't you see?
    </3

  3. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 3, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    ONE CONFFESSION FOR EVERY FAVE!!!
    boredom is killing me!!!

  4. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 3, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    do do do do da do la la la la la sha boom sha boom boom sha clack clack boom sha clack clack.
    im a singer (:

  5. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    Don’t be scared
    You got the mood prepared
    Go on and kiss the girl
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    Don’t stop now
    Don’t try to hide it how
    You wanna kiss the girl
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    Float along
    Listen to the song
    The song say kiss the girl
    Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    Music play
    Do what the music say
    You wanna kiss the girl
    <3 The Little Mermaid

  6. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 3, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (

  7. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 3, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    thinkin thinkin *trip* la lala lalala la la (hopefully no one saw that) <- me thinkin (:

  8. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 3, 2012 8:21am UTC
    I have a pet bearded dragon.
    he would be the perfect boyfriend.
    he's:comprehensive, compatible, never refuses, and is just sweet.
    too bad he's my pet bearded dragon.
    <3

  9. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    I tend to go for the geeks.
    the nerds.
    but they're the ones
    that really know how to make
    me smile and laugh. (:

  10. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 2, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Well now there's him,
    And now there's me
    The secrets you give
    And the secrets you keep
    And nevertheless
    It's never you let
    The more that I give
    And the less that I get
    Don't tell me to fight,
    To fight for you
    After this long, I shouldn't have to
    <3

  11. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 2, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    What i see: lies lies lies lies truth lieslies lies lies
    What others see: truth truth truth truth truth lie truth
    What i say: HA! THATS FUNNY! CAUSE GUESS WHAT? IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
    What others say: AAAWWWEEEE!!!! poor you!! or AWWWEE!! thats soo cute.
    What i do: walk away
    What others do: stay and talk and listen to her B.S.
    And believe it. all.

  12. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 2, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Me: JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!
    Friend: Would you stop singing that!? it's not december anymore!!!
    Me: If the ice cream truck can play it, i can sing it.
    (:

  13. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 2, 2012 8:06am UTC
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO.. O...
    UHHH
    WATER BOTTLE!
    QRSTUVWXYZ!!

  14. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 2, 2012 7:58am UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe. (in the paper the next day:( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  15. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 1, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    My friend is soo happy with her boyfriend and she looks at me and goes " we need to fid you a good man"
    what i say is "haha ik right"
    what i think is " its difficult when you flirt WITHH ALL OF THEM. especially the ones I LIKE."
    but i keep it to myself..

  16. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 1, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test!
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Oppositev

  17. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 1, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    The worst part about being her friend is knowing that no matter what guy I like, he's bound to meet her and fall for her looks and forget I exist..
    the worst part about being her friend is that im in too deep to pull myself out. "bff's" since 2nd grade. the worst part about being her friend is her knowing i like who i like but she flirts with him anyways.
    the worst part...

  18. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 1, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    I hate it when you're on your wood floor in fuzzy socks and you're slidng around and then..
    WALL!! (:

  19. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 1, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Ok so my dear, dear witty people, i am ever so sorry that you have to hear my story but..ya.
    ok. so i have this friend and she thinks she's better than everyone and she acts dumb, but she's really smart, and when we're around other people, she acts like a total brat and she calls me out on all of my flaws and everything i do wrong JUST to make her look better BUT i know the true her and she isn't like that... oh and she lies. alot. to everyone. including me. like today she told me that she got into this really big thing in California but her parents said no and blah blah blah and when she said this at first i was like yeah right but i didn't say anything but then she told me not to bring it up around her parents cuz it'll make them upset and thats what tipped me off about it. what should i do?? stay with her because of all of the good things or say good bye because of all the bad? i've told her bye before but i feel like she NEEDS me...
    help??

  20. Gummyworm_lover Gummyworm_lover happy birthday!
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    February 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    Nevers forever came and was replaced by forevers never. <3

:)

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