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PurplePinkDreams
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April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 11:37am UTC

BravoSierra's format
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

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jimmy365
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April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
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January 23, 2013 9:35pm UTC

I must be skinnier
that's what I say
everytime I look at myself in the mirror

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MonkeyMeghanxD
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January 24, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Yesterday I found out that my old freind is going to die of a brain tumer.
He only has 3 weeks to live. He is well aware that he is going to die. EVERYONE used to make fun of him. Till the day he trew up in the middle of 2nd period. They even laughed at that, until they had an assembley that he has a brain tumer.
Please <3 (Favorite)this in respect for James Greene. May he always be in our hearts...Thank You...R.I.P., James.

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MagicMason
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January 14, 2013 2:35am UTC

Hi, I'm Mason
I know I'm new here.
I barley signed up like an hour ago.
But I need to get something off my chest.
My friend showed me this site, after they heard
what I'm about to confess. They said,
"I've only been on this site a few times,
but I know that they'd accept you."
So I made an account.
I've only told that one friend.
Not my parents, or my two brothers.
No one.
Hopefully some one is reading this.
I have something to say,
something important.
I'm gay.
And I'm proud.

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sassarelli0302
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 9:00am UTC

Sheldon: I don’t know what colour lonely is.
Raj: What?
Sheldon: Red is angry, yellow is frightened, green is jealous and blue is depressed. Perhaps we can assign a colour to lonely.
Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange. It’s probably lonely.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sonny84
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January 14, 2013 7:10pm UTC

If the mushroom was such a fungi, why didn't they have the party at his house?
THERE WASN'T MUSH ROOM.

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pearsareawsome
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January 13, 2013 10:53pm UTC

That really cute
moment when his voice cracks when hes talking to you and he gets all embarrassed
about it

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misschocolateeyes
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January 14, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the r eply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 3:06pm UTC

smartphones still aren't smarter than gravity.
i, of course, learned this the hard way.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Husband: "What do you fear the most?"
Wife: "I fear that you will meet someone else. That she'll be able to provide eternal happiness and effortless beauty, which I could not match. That I'll be left all alone, sheltered from everything and everyone around me. What about you? What do you fear the most?"
Husband: "Bears."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 2:54pm UTC

person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
me: are you implying that i am satan?

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:23pm UTC

*Phone on silent*
10 missed calls
*Turns volume to loudest*
Nobody calls all day
LOL JK I don't get any calls.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC

When you realize
Honey Boo Boo's mom is only 33.
o_O

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 6:19pm UTC

I wish I lived in Medieval Times because then, whenever I got mad
at someone, I could just yell "She's a witch!" and they would be out of my life forever.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Save Witty.
Keep it classy.

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