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GrimReaper

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Last Seen: 3 Jul 2012 08:34am

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  1. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC
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  2. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Save Me From A
    Buring Hell
    &
    Guide Me To My
    Heaven
    -GrimReaper

  3. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Last Day of School
    Normal People: OMG! I'm going to miss you SOSOSOSO MUCH!!
    Me: *do a backflip off the school* ADIOS BI*CHES!!

  4. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    A student, not wearing saftey goggles gets some unknown chemical in his eye. What is the most appropriate action he should take?
    (1) put on saftey goggles (Yes you should TOTALLY put goggles on AFTER you get shtiff in your eye!)
    (2) Ask his lab partner if his eye looks okay ("Hey bro, I just got something that might kill me in my eye, does it look okay?")
    (3) Logical answer (duurr hurr)
    (4) Rub the eye gently and see if it hurts or stings (WHY THE FLUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?)
    i love my friend XD

  5. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    "When the power of love overcome the love of POWER, the love of the world will know peace."
    -Jimi Hendrix

  6. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    dance
    as though no one is watching you,
    love
    as though you have never been hurt before,
    sing
    as though no one can hear you,
    live
    live as though heaven is on earth --souza

  7. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    That sad moment when food is more of a friend to you than your actual blood in flesh friends, and then you realize that as your looking at the apple, it had DNA... awkward.... :O

  8. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Who else heard about the
    'SUPER MOON'
    tonight?

  9. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:32am UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥
    *reposted* <3

  10. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    :) they
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    :) are
    :) all
    :)
    :) unique
    :)
    :)
    :) just
    :)
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    :) like
    :)
    :) you

  11. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:11am UTC
    You can escape from the light
    But never the dark
    So whenever your in the dark and scared, think that the dark is light <3

  12. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    MyWhole Life is a Trip and When I Wake Up...Well, My Trip Will Just Continue & I Wont remember Anything From the Last One
    <3

  13. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

  14. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    XD))
    DOUBLE CHINNED HAPPY FACE!!
    now this is EPIC

  15. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Shakespeare:
    Me: Are thou my Romeo?
    Boy: Are thou my Juliet?
    English:
    Me: Are you the boy I've been searching for my whole life?
    Boy: Are you the girl I've been searching for since I was born?
    <3

  16. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    90% of people
    marry their 7th - 12th grade love.

    Since you have read this,
    you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this,
    your worst week starts now
    i will write a comment on my page saying if this worked or not

  17. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Me: I swear I had it just a couple of minutes ago...
    Friend: Don't swear, it's not good.
    Me: Okay XP Oh! I found it!
    Friend: F*** I JUST LOST MINE!!
    Me: Don't swear, it's not good.
    :)

  18. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be amazing if
    ONE DIRECTION
    based their songs off of
    WITTY

  19. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  20. GrimReaper GrimReaper
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    HELP!!!!!!
    PLEASE GIVE ME
    1)
    2)
    3)
    instructions ON
    HOW TO DO THIS CSS CRAP CAUSE THIS IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOO... CONFUSING!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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