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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:17am UTC
    “some people are worth melting for”

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:13am UTC
    Frozen
    Olaf: Knock. Just knock.
    Olaf: Why isn't she knocking?
    Olaf: Do you think she knows how to knock?

  4. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 1:10am UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    disney should make a frozen 2

  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Why try so hard to keep
    someone in your life,
    IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
    trying?

  6. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    I always knew boys were useless.
    Scientists have found that s.perm can be made from bone
    marrow. With artificial s.perm, the human race can continue
    living even without men.

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Here goes nothing,
    Today I hit 100 followers, and while that may not seem much to you, it means the world to me. I guess it's maybe the fact it took almost two years to get 400 followers on my first account that maybe getting 100 in 4 months means something good. But I want to thank Bailey, my best friend, who is always there and can make me laugh even when I'm feeling the worst. I want to thank Chris, for allowing me to ramble about hockey and probably nothing else and not even caring. I want to thank Sydney for crying over the Flyers with me, and always listening to me talk about my husbands. I want to thank Tiana, for being my super cool and hot sister okay you're supa fresh and Jonathan Toews loves you. I want to thank Bella, for making me smile and making me feel for the first time in a while like I was worth it. I want to thank Evii, who isn't here anymore (no, she's not dead), for giggling and crying over Tyler Seguin. I want to thank Meagan for being damn sexual. There's no other way to put that. I want to thank Maria and her awesome rhyming skills because I mean Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Maria is hot. And I want to thank Steve, for this website. You're a pretty legit bro. And to all my friends from the past, many of whom I've just started talking to, thank you for never leaving. Thank you Jill, my first witty friend, to Ariana, for our awkward photos in class without getting caught, for Danielle, who made me smile, for Samantha, I will always remember that you're fûcking related to Bobby Ryan and I'm gonna cry in a corner because of that. So thanks for 100, maybe a hundred more ;)?
    P.S. I doubt anyone will read this but oh fûcking well I don't care. Peace.

  8. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    AND WE DANCED A LL N IGHT
    to the best song ever.

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    In 7th grade I went to the movies with a boy and in the middle
    of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and I was like
    "Excuse me" and he pulled a bag a hershey's kisses out of his coat
    DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS?

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    I actually like a little bit of PDA.
    You know, holding hands, hugging, maybe a little kissing. But, if it gets to the point where you're trying to slide your D into my V, uh uh no siree you gotsta go.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a
    junkyard full of car parts, which wouldn't be that bad if he didn't exist in a universe of talking cars. He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Are we just never going to bring up the fact that Brother Bear 2 is seriously about a woman who falls in love with a bear?

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    One time when I was in seventh grade I dislocated my shoulder at a
    tumbling class and when my geography teacher asked what happened, I told him I was attacked by a wild animal and he knew I was lying. So, then, he thought I lied about everything and one time there was this huge thing where most people cheated on an exam and that's the story of how I almost got suspended for not cheating on a test.

  14. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    If a drop of water falls in a
    lake; its identity is over. If it
    falls on the patel of a rose, it
    shines like a pearl;
    the drop is same but the
    company matters


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Friendly reminder that
    --Not all Christians are homophobic
    --Not everyone agrees with you
    --Not all white people are r.acist
    --R.ape jokes aren't funny
    --Suicide jokes aren't funny
    --Self harm jokes aren't funny
    --Eating disorder jokes aren't funny
    --Not all men are trying to oppress women
    --Not all feminists are actually fair

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Why are you ignoring him??
    Because sometimes, the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
    called "Monsters Ink."

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