me home alone..
me: im bored
me: im hungry
me: im b-b-boreed im h-h-ungry im s-s-exy
me: see what i did there? eh? eh?..
me: oh my.. im talkin to myself..
me: still doing it..
me:
me:
me: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?
*grabs a colonder, wooden spoon and a umbrella*
me: REVEAL YOURSELF STRANGER!
me:
me:
me: oh hey, he looks like that gay dude off carly rae-jepson's music video!..
me: not that i have anything against gay's..
me: HEY I JUST MET YOU
Me: AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY CELLULAR NUMBER, SO DIAL IT INTO YOUR CELLULAR PHONE AND CALL ME MAYBE?
me: oh god he saw me.
*decks it onto the floor*
me: ooo, mouldy cheese
me:
me:
me:
me: must be out of date.
me: ow. dead leg, better get up
*gets up, falls over couch*
me: lol, that was just pure ninja.
me: I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND JUMP AROUND UNTILL WE SEE THE SUN I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND FIND THE GIRL AND TELL HER SHE'S THE ONE
me: WITH O-O-OUT YOUUUUUU, YOUUUUUU YOUUUUUU, WITH O-O-OUT YOU!
me: I AM TITANIUM!! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!
me: you are my sunshine.. my only sunshine.. you make me happy.. when skies are gray..
me: HOLY SHIZ. that really fit lad has been watching me dance like there's no tomorrow..
me:
him:
me:
him:
me: oops. i can feel that cheese coming back up, brb!