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October 11, 2014 9:39pm UTC

The darker the lighting, the better I look ;)

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October 11, 2014 6:46pm UTC

Everything tastes the same, everything tastes like chicken! .... except the chicken.... it tastes like fish!!!

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Goose
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October 8, 2014 10:49pm UTC

😎

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Goose
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October 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC

Can you count? Because I most certainly cannot.

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Goose
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October 7, 2014 5:37pm UTC

Me: *wears all black every single day**walks around quoting random rock/screamo/metal bands**gets home**charges into my room to get my pajamas*WHERE ARE MY COMFYZ????

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Goose
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October 7, 2014 12:32am UTC

TACOS. I want one...

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Goose
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October 7, 2014 12:21am UTC

I can't sleep, so I'm just going to stay up and stalk Witty.

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Goose
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October 6, 2014 6:46pm UTC

I just saw a double rainbow, and let me tell you, it melted my insides.

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Goose
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October 3, 2014 11:09pm UTC

I took the time to plan this shìt so, trust me, shít's gonna go down.

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Goose
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October 2, 2014 4:26pm UTC

I love it when you guys decide to blow up my notifications. ;)

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Goose
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October 1, 2014 10:33pm UTC

I had a moment where I had a brain fart and forgot my password for a sec and the first thing I went to type was 'hell'.

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Goose
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September 30, 2014 5:18pm UTC

Me trying to kill a fly that's been annoying me all day: I'm gonna hunt dis bìtch down.

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Goose
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September 30, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Yep.
WHALERUS.

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Goose
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September 21, 2014 11:22pm UTC

Me:*logs onto Witty**sees there are no new notifications**sobs uncontrollably into hands*

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Goose
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September 18, 2014 5:38pm UTC

My friend whenever his mother manages to drag him to church: *wears all black**walks up to random person*"I can't wait to go home!!! I'll tell Satan you say hi!!!"

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September 18, 2014 6:37am UTC

Its kind of sad when you come on Witty and there are only two people on, including yourself.

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August 30, 2014 1:53am UTC

I can see exactly 6 years into the future, I have 2020 vision.

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August 30, 2014 12:34am UTC

Cake: The key to sanity.

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Goose
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August 29, 2014 1:35pm UTC

You don't want to know what I thought a strip mall was for the 6 years....