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1. GleeBlaine2
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:34am UTC
   This is how they used to say Call Me Mabey:
   Greetings. I have just aquainted you and this is absord. But here is my cellular details. So hail me mabey.
   
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2. GleeBlaine2
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   Dory from Finding Nemo:
   Hey I just met you and this is crazy. Here's my number. Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
   
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3. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   "I can't think straight."
   -A gay men when he was frustrated
   Double meaning
   Get it?
   
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4. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   "You must have been Cleopatra in another life because you have great ASPS."
   -Chandler from Glee over text to Kurt
   Fav if you hate him like I do.....
   
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5. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 8:07pm UTC
   "You can stay at my house and if you don't have clothes, I have a tent you can borrow."
   -Sue Sylvester
   
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6. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   "The older you get the more lightning you require."
   -Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel)
   
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7. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   "You know how hard, long distant relationships can be. We both saw the Notebook."
   -Blaine Anderson
   
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8. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   "If he and I got married the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount."
   -Blaine Anderson
   Glee
   
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9. GleeBlaine2
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   June 23, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   "Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of Kicker."
   -Kurt Hummel
   Fav if you get the humor
   
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10. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Blaine Anderson: Kurt, there is a moment when you say to yourself, Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever.
    [takes Kurt's hand]
    Blaine Anderson: Watching you do "Blackbird" this week... that was a moment for me. About you. You moved me, Kurt, and this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you.
    Blaine Anderson: [after kissing Kurt] We should practice.
    Kurt Hummel: I thought we were.
    
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11. GleeBlaine2
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    "Glee: The Spanish Teacher (#3.12)" (2012)
    Kurt Hummel: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
    
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12. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    "Glee: New York (#2.22)" (2011)
    Blaine Anderson: I love you.
    Kurt Hummel: [pauses before answering] I love you, too.
    
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13. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Kurt Hummel: Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change.
    
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14. GleeBlaine2
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Blaine Anderson: I didn't drink that much.
    Kurt Hummel: Are you kidding? You spent the entire night sucking Rachel Berry's face. That, sir, is what we call rock bottom.
    
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15. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Sue Sylvester: Alright everybody listen up. When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing
    Will Schuester: That's called a piano, Sue
    Sue Sylvester: Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft.
    
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16. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 10:28am UTC
    A nice pair of Jimmy Choos never hurt anyone.
    Kristin Chenoweth
    
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17. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 10:24am UTC
    A lot of kids are bullied because of their sexuality, and that breaks my heart, because they're going to have to - high school's hard enough to overcome. Middle school is hard enough to overcome when we get out of it. They say life is what you spend your time getting over because of high school, you know what I mean?
    Kristin Chenoweth
    
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18. GleeBlaine2
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    June 23, 2012 10:10am UTC
    You know what we should do? We should fill an empty mayonaise jar with vanilla pudding and eat it in public. We should fill a Clorox bottle with blue Gatorade and drink it in public.
    -Emily Papineau
    
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19. GleeBlaine2
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    "I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut."
    Ellen DeGeneres
    
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20. GleeBlaine2
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    "HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY. I ON BATH SALTS YOU FACE LOOKS TASTY."
    Fav if you get it
    
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