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Gillian20001
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I Love You. ♥
Plain And Simple

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:51pm UTC

Your The Apple To My Pie
, Your The Straw To My Berry, Your The Smoke To My High, Your The One I Wanna (Marry) Cause Your The One For Me, And Im The One For You, So Take The Both Of Us, And Were The
Perfect Two ♥

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Hey Witty:)
Guess What!
He Asked Me Out ♥

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Red
Trees Are Red
..Oh F*ck! My Gardens On Fire!

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 11:43pm UTC

Hey, I Just F*cked You
And Now Im Pregnant
So Heres A Condom
And Learn To Use It
♥
MyQuote \Nmf

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:28pm UTC

That Pain You Get
When You Get
Punched In The
Boob...
Nmf<3

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 3:38pm UTC

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 2:27am UTC

Holy Sh*t!
Go To The Website "Mylifeisbro"
Its Like A Witty For Guys...
But All Of The Post's Are About How Girls Are Only For Making Sandwiches!
F*ck Some Guys Now Adays Dont Know How To Treat A Women!

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:04pm UTC

Those Days When You
Look Amazing, But Your Camera Decides
To Make It Look Like
You Got Hit By A Car And Then Fell Off A Cliff Into A Swamp, Then Couldnt Sleep Or Shower For Years...
Then You Stand There In The Mirror Thinking To Yourself
FML -__-
nmf

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Brother: Witty Is Gay...
Me: What Did You Say?
Brother: Its Just Like Tumblr And Twitter And All That Sh*t?
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF! I HATE YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!! JUST SHUT-UP
AND GO AWAY FOREVER! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
Brother: ...

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Me: *Walking Down The hall With My Food That I Bought*
Him: Can I Have something?
Me: Sure! What Do You Want?
Him: *Quietly Says* Your Shirt
Me: What?
Him: What! Truestory<3

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Gillian20001
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 11:33pm UTC

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Me: Mom Theres Nothing To Eat!
Mom: Eat the Toaster Stroodles In The Fridge.
Me: But They Dont Taste Good Without Iceing!
Friend: What Happend To The Iceing?!
Mom:
Friend:
Me: I Ate It........
♥ nmf♥
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Gillian20001
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 12:10am UTC

Today I Was
Sitting On Witty. . .
And There Was OneOf Those "Put Your Fist Here So I Can Bro Fist You Through The Internet"
And Of Course I Did.
The Thing Is My Mom Was Standing Right Beside Me And Asked Me
"Gi l l ian. . .? Why Are You Punching The Cumputer?
Made My Day
♥
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