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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6636990
Since everyone says it anyway, I figured I'd make a quote out of it. (;
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Lalala...
So for some reason, I've got the feeling that today is something important, but I just can't think of what.. Hmm. Got any ideas? I just can't seem to remember what it is!!
Well, anyway, I already told you my Melanie story. Daamn, she sure is good at pissssing people right the fuuuck off. It's a fuuckingg talent. I'll have to ask her how she does it.
Oh wait, she's not talking to me right now. HA! Wouldn't want to ruin that. (;
Jesus, to anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, I probably sound like fuucking biitch who swears way too much. Lol.
Oh, by the way...
HAPPY FUUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1mrsseguin9 · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh I love Avenged Sevenfold and Rise Against haha (:
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IzzyWizzy1998 · 1 decade ago
We have the exact same music taste :D
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6449562
<3
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
I was going to say more to that message but somehow it sent it to you before I could. -_- Well, actually, I thought it deleted it and I was pretty off so now I'm more like "Yay!" except I'm too tired for "yay!" so it's more like... bleh. Lol.
I highly doubt I'm going to find this funny. In any way. The kid peed all over himself. Twice. And that was just after lunch...
As for my temporary motherhood, it is remaining temporary for an extremely long time.
I'm on my computer because he had my phone, duh... It only kept him occupied for like ten minutes, tops. It was pretty impressive that he lost interest that fast. And pretty frustrating. I was hoping to keep him out of trouble for at least a little longer than that. But nope...
Anyway, if I can get a ride over tonight (after I babysit) would you pretty please watch The Vow with me?? I tried to watch it before when the child was sleeping, except, you know, he woke up... -_- and now I really don't want to watch it alone.. so.. pretty please? (: Oh, and we should get munchies too. (; Lol. Oh, and I don't have money... Well, technically, I have three dollars. Exept it's in ten form. And seven of those dollars are for Santa's Little Elves so somebody needs to break it for me before I can spend it. And considering the fact that you have no money to break it with, or spend on munchies, I have a feeling our munchies shall consist of your pillows and blankets. Oh, and Chase thinks socks taste pretty good. Maybe we could test out some of those (a clean pair of course).
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
So I gave the child the phone to shut him up/make him happy. That is why I am no longer texting you. Just so you know. Ify ou even come on to see this before I text you. Lol.
Ugh. He took his socks off. God d/mn. I don't want to put them back on.
F/ck it. It's not cold in here. His little footsies'll be just fine.
Yeah, this is why my phone is sh/t. Little idget is chewing on it again. Good thing it's big enough he can't choke himself on it. (Don't comment.)
Speaking of that. he took my glasses off and stuck them in his mouth... What a little . Gosh, I don't know how people do this every day. I have a headache from his d/mn screaming... and half of it is happy screaming.
Gosh, I'm a negative and pessimistic person. Lol. Oh well, I guess.
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS!
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Excuse me, sir. I do believe I AM funny. (:
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CrazyFootballChick · 1 decade ago
no, not narrow minded, just always right(:
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CrazyFootballChick · 1 decade ago
sam.
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CrazyFootballChick · 1 decade ago
we have to deal with all of those things too in addition to the things we already deal with. if we dont have a boyfriend-loser, and if we have too many-. it can be pretty complicated, and i guess both are but it just seems like being a girl would be harder. i wouldnt know though-never been a boy
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Well, hello there Fabian.
So it's Wednesday, and we have no school. Weird, right? So I was thinking that since it's all backwards and messed up already, we might as well have a completely backwards day.
Which means you sir, yes, you, should come over HERE and make me some lunch, and, oh! How about some cookies too? OR... We could go on a REAL date, where we actually leave this town and do something without ten billion other people around, and we DON'T get ditched!!
Wait.. That's way too far-fetched, isn't it? (; Haha.
-xoxox
Andrea
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CrazyFootballChick · 1 decade ago
like what?
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CrazyFootballChick · 1 decade ago
It's not narrow minded its the truth
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Hey.
Just so you know, I forgot to give your headphones back yesterday... which means I am now listening to the sexiest voice in the universe (; (besides yours, of course :P)
So you know, thanks for making this long day with you here a little bit better. <3
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hsmith632 · 1 decade ago
okayy thank you!
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 1 decade ago
Just so you know...
You're a geek. You're way too obsessed with your little games. You drive me insane. Half the time, I don't know how I put up with you. You have a habit of bringing up things that are irrelevant, and it drives me crazy.
But you know what? I love you. I love the way you smile, and all of your stupid little jokes. I love it when you're writing and you do that thing with your mouth because your focusing. I love the way you talk to yourself when you're doing something. I love how when you love something, you really love it, you don't just half a ss it...
I just love everything about you. <3
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AskingAlexandriaSWS · 1 decade ago
with the wieght of the world on my shoulders. they just want to see me fall.
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Olisbabe * · 1 decade ago
your welcome.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
It's a quote I found and it was originally about what the US did to Cuba (it was exactly what was posted on the quote); I liked it but didn't want it to be offensive
and I know how democracy works...
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