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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    I AM
    that single friend that gives
    RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

  3. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:45am UTC
    Wewereonabench..
    Just sitting, when an older couple sat down a couple feet away.
    (They must have been about 60)
    They were adorable,
    with the man holding the woman's hand while the
    woman giggled at the man's toothy grin. So my
    boyfriend turns to me and says:
    That's us, years from now.
    I'll be old and bald, you'll be as sweet as ever."
    Then the older couple began to laugh and smile.
    So my boyfriends says: You know what he just said to her?
    I remember when we were like those two
    young and in love ♥ ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. aspenn_x3 aspenn_x3
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    mirror mirror, on the wall;;
    who's the [ [ b i g g e s t . f o o l ] ] of them all?
    maybe it's the girl who couldn't stop crying.
    or maybe it's the girl who kept on >trying.
    </3

  6. helllogooodbye helllogooodbye
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 10:54pm UTC
    color pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r c l o t h e s .
    black &+ white pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r s o u l .
    credit4editt<3

  7. xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
    wasn't an accident .
    barney came along,
    and they all committed
    SuiCiDe

  8. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    20 random and useless facts
    1.budweiser conditions the hair
    2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
    3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
    4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
    5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
    6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
    7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
    8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
    9.stinky feet? JELLO!
    10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
    11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
    12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
    13.a slinky will hold toast.
    14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
    15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
    18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
    19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
    20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

  9. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2009 9:28am UTC
    ã♥*♥
    LoveIsLikeSleep
    Sometimes it's deep >> Sometimes it's not,
    You will go [[crazy]] if you don't have it & &'
    everyone needs it and not matter what people
    AlwaysFallBackIntoIt
    (:
    Add if you like! <3

  10. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 2:27pm UTC
    a n y o n e
    who says sunshine brings happiness has never
    d a n c e d i n t h e r a i n

  11. maddixo maddixo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. maddiieex23 maddiieex23
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    Outside©

  13. xBlue_eyed_sweetiex xBlue_eyed_sweetiex
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 5:24pm UTC
    ♥ you know that feeling...
    when you look at him & think.. wow i love him
    but we're just friends. or maybe when he looks at her
    it hurts so much sometimes. when your in love with him
    and hes in love with her. you love everything about him
    and he loves everything about her. you wasted all your 11:11
    wishes on him. you kept it in for so long. noone knows how
    confused you are. do you tell him you like him?
    or do you keep it in. as usual.
    it's confusing.
    or "it's complicated" is your answer when someone asks you
    whats wrong. when you look at them together.. Your eyes fill up with tears.
    because you absolutely love him. you love him so much. and You just wish he
    knew. ♥

  14. AeriexoLove33 AeriexoLove33
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    When us girls get rejected,
    we shouldn't sit there wondering,
    "What's wrong with me?"
    We should be wondering......
    "what's wrong with him?"

  15. daniellee_mariex daniellee_mariex
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2009 9:31pm UTC
    cant you tell she loves you<3
    by the look on her face when you talk to her..

  16. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 4:53pm UTC
    No one is afraid of heights,
    They are afraid of falling,
    No one is afraid of swimming
    They are afraid of drowning
    And no one is afraid of loving,
    They are afraid of rejection.

  17. xoxkrIStyCOOLxox xoxkrIStyCOOLxox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 4:34pm UTC
    &+if the average person
    [laughs thirteen times a day]
    >>> im certainly not normal. <<<
    *hehehe. =D

  18. peaceandlove_15 peaceandlove_15
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 9:11am UTC
    &Here's to the Girls
    who never won.
    The girls who sat late at night listening to music
    that inspires them to do things next to i m p o s s i b l e.
    The girls that laugh, smile and cry on a daily basis.
    The girls who live, learn and regret.
    The girls who may never have it easy.
    The girls who learned the hard way, and (lived to tell about it).
    The real girls.
    mine

  19. Forever_Love Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 7:00pm UTC
    Life Is Like Cereal
    You've got Cheerios - For those quiet. relaxed moments
    & Those Froot Loops for your crazy moments
    And then you have those Lucky Charms; For those Magically Delicious Moments<3

  20. xoxo_iloveyoux3 xoxo_iloveyoux3
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 4:53am UTC
    SOME ONE OUT THERE♥
    was meant to be the love of your life the
    one you can tell your dre ams to and he'll smile at
    you when you tell him, but h e'll never laugh he'll brush
    the hair out of your face, and he'll stare at you during a
    movie even though he paid $11 to see it. he'll call you to
    tell you how he couldn't stop thinking about you. and
    most importantly, he'll look right in your eyes and
    tell you that you are the most beautiful girl
    he's ever seen and for the first time
    in your life.. you'll believe it
    and that is what they
    mean by true
    love

:)

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