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GhostTown
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February 21, 2015 8:27pm UTC

Me: *Watching old family video*.
Me: Who's that idiot that keeps talking in the background?
Me: Oh that's me

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GhostTown
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February 20, 2015 9:41pm UTC

If I ever get into an accident and crack my head open and I end up with a scar on my forehead then I'm changing my name to Harriet Potter.

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GhostTown
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February 20, 2015 9:09pm UTC

I love how Three Days Grace has a song called It's All Over and Secondhand Serenade has one that's called It's Not Over.

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GhostTown
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February 19, 2015 8:15pm UTC

So, apparently Kim Kardashian wants more children.
Here are some great name suggestions that she should consider:
East West
South West
Middle East West
South North West
North East West
South East West
East North West

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GhostTown
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February 18, 2015 7:23pm UTC

One time during P.E class this kid had to leave for the History Bee and he came back like thirteen minutes later and yelled, "I LOST!" at the top of his lungs and everybody in the gym started applauding him.

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GhostTown
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February 16, 2015 10:15pm UTC

Oh, you found your soul mate when you were only a teenager?
Renesmee found hers when she was only a newborn baby.

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GhostTown
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February 15, 2015 3:41pm UTC

Witty chat makes no sense.
So, I can't say the word s-ck but I can say the word di-k
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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GhostTown
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February 14, 2015 2:50pm UTC

My friend was born on February 29th, 1996.
She will be turning five years old next year!
Isn't that so exciting?!

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GhostTown
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February 8, 2015 4:26pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when people have up links on their profile and the links don't even work?
Like, seriously.
I was gonna stalk you on Instagram but now I can't because the link to your instagram account a'int working so now I can't stalk you.

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GhostTown
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February 7, 2015 5:15pm UTC

"When I was a little boy." -My six year old brother's six year old friend.

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GhostTown
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February 5, 2015 6:59pm UTC

Math tests be like
monkies eat 90 bananas per day
how many elephants are on the roof?
orange because zebras don't wear hats

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GhostTown
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February 2, 2015 1:46pm UTC

This is probably going to sound weird, but in my opinion, it's a good thing that quotes nowadays don't get as many favorites as they used to.
Well, actually, it's both a good and bad thing.
The few favorites on quotes really do show how not many people go on Witty anymore and that's bad.
But now that there aren't much favorites on quotes, people actually write quotes to express themselves, make people laugh, or inspire people.
They're not writing quotes just so that they can get a thousand favorites and that's a good thing.
A long time ago, I used to care about the amount of favorites that I received on each of my quotes, but now I don't.
Now, I wrote quotes to express myself and to make other people laugh or at least smile and that's how it should be.

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GhostTown
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February 2, 2015 1:16pm UTC

Fanfics on Wattpad b like...
hi, im alyssa martinez
im 14 yrs old
i has blue eyes blonde hair tan skin and the body of a model but i still cry about how ugly i am
my parens r rch and tey giv me erything i want
i luv 1D they r lek so hot
someway me n harry r gonna get marred and have babes
i am liek such a spoled brat dat dis summer, aldoe I failed da 8th grde and was a bish to ma parens they got me 1D tckets!!!!!!!!
im so hppy! imgunna meet 1D!!!!
me bae, april is c*ming 2!
*at da concert*
aldoe there was liek, a jillion oder pplz my bae harry locked his eyes wid myne
he wnts me
he wnts me body
he wants ma boooottaaayyy
i knew i luked sexaii with ma face caked in makup n ma shorty shorts
ater da concet ery1 waz gunning hme, expt me.
i wsnt leafing util me and harry got 2gether
aters note: plz like and comment fer nxt chaper and complement me on ma awesom righting if u no like me story den you a stupid h0e

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GhostTown
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February 2, 2015 12:33pm UTC

I have embarrassed myself to the point where I don't even feel embarrassed anymore.
People feel embarrassed for me.

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GhostTown
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January 19, 2015 2:19pm UTC

Tbh, the only reason why I have social media is so that I can stalk my favorite bands on it.

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GhostTown
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January 17, 2015 3:24pm UTC

*First day of school after Winter break*.
Me: A few days ago, I was a free spirit.
Me: And now? Now I have to ask for permission to pee.

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GhostTown
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January 16, 2015 11:37pm UTC

I was once reading a horribly written story on Wattpad and in one of the chapters, the girl started her period early so she went to the bathroom to put on a tampon. Then, her boyfriend walks into the bathroom all casually and has a conversation with her as she is putting in a tampon.
#Relationshipgoals

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GhostTown
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January 12, 2015 5:40pm UTC

*At school*.
Me: Is the test hard?
Teacher: Not for me.

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GhostTown
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January 10, 2015 7:16pm UTC

Fun fact #2
The water that you're drinking was once used to flush the toilet.

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GhostTown
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January 10, 2015 7:11pm UTC

Fun fact #1
Selfie and twerk are officially real words and they have both been added to the dictionary.

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