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Getwashdson

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Member Since: 25 Dec 2008 05:52pm

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  1. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE HELL UP?

  2. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:48pm UTC
    BLONDER
    TANNER
    HOTTER

  3. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:45pm UTC
    LONG LIVE
    LOVE

  4. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    Excessive consumption of
    Champagne may
    make you think
    you are whispering
    or dancing good
    When really you
    Are not

  5. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:41pm UTC
    I'M
    Passionately
    Intoxicated

  6. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:40pm UTC
    Foward thinkers
    Dont look back

  7. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    do it today.
    it could be illegal tomorrow.

  8. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    belly tops, flip flops
    lemonade, in the shade
    blue skies, hot guys, late nights
    water fights, ice creams,
    sweet dreams, bathing suits,
    shooting hoops, party time,
    schools out, sleeping in,
    sneaking out, summer's coming...
    * summer oh nine - cant wait *

  9. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 6:26pm UTC
    Whenitcomes
    to *shooting stars*
    I've seen a few
    But i've never seen
    a n y t h i n g
    as beautiful as you
    no credit

  10. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 10:10pm UTC
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  11. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 10:09pm UTC
    There was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies. They yell to the brunette to jump but she says,"No I saw what you did to the redhead"! They shout we don't like redheads! So the brunette jumps and sure enough they move the blanket and she dies. Then they shout to the blonde to jump off into the blanket. But the blonde says,"no I saw what you did to them"! They shout we don't like them! The blonde then says, "I don't trust you guys, put the blanket on the ground and step back!"

  12. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 10:07pm UTC
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  13. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 10:05pm UTC
    A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
    He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
    The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
    Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

  14. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 10:02pm UTC
    Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.
    ~George W. Russell

  15. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:56pm UTC
    oh i try to give you everything
    and if i fail well then i failed,
    but atl east i gave you something<3

  16. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:55pm UTC
    oh i try to give you everything
    and if i fail well then i failed,
    but at least i gave you something<3

  17. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
    -Bob Marley*

  18. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    heres to the future cause im done with the past<3

  19. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    Best friends
    youu knoww who you aree (:

  20. Getwashdson Getwashdson
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    Extremely Bored
    Text. IM. Call.

:)

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