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  1. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I DON'T MIND IF YOU KICK ME,
    SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY HAS.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    I'm laughing so hard because earlier today a bunch of geese flew over me,
    my friends who coach with me, and the girls I coach. All the girls were freaking out so we were all like, "Girls don't worry. If a bird poops on you, it's good luck." and then a goose pooped on one of my friends and omfg I'm screaming

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 10:16am UTC
    I think my love handles are broken.
    Cause no one loves me...

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I'm sorry I keep looking at
    your chest while you're talking. It's just so beautiful. Is it oak?

  5. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Me In The Shop
    Me: *Breaks Something*
    Me: *Walks Away*

  6. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Dad: Growing up is hard
    Dad: First you beliieve in Santa
    Dad: Then you don't believe in Santa
    Dad: Then are Santa
    Dad: Then you look like Santa


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Can someone please explain this Witty Queen nonsense?
    Yeah because thats what we need- more teenage girls fighting over an online award.

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    I wear band merch in public as
    a form of mating call.

  10. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    I LIVE IN A TOWN EVERYONE
    --------------------
    CLAIMS TO HATE
    BUT THEY NEVER SEEM
    TO LEAVE.

  11. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I just noticed I've been on witty for longer than a year.
    Woah.

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    My mom just came back from her trip to Canada.
    Do you know what she brought back for me?
    A 40 mL bottle of maple syrup

  13. xxgoaliegirlxx xxgoaliegirlxx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 9:16am UTC
    England: America why are we low on tea????
    America: I guess you can say we...h
    America: had a little "TEA PARTY"
    England:
    America:
    England:
    America:
    England: You dumped it into a harbor didn't you?
    America:
    America: FREEDOOMMM

  14. p0kemon p0kemon happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 10:48am UTC
    I can't believe it's almost time to put off the things I didn't do this summer
    Until next summer.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    And in that moment, I swear,
    we were out of food.

  16. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    you know that pizza you just called hot?
    yea well maybe it wants to be called beautiful

  17. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    She said faintly, "I don't care."
    but you could tell from the way her voice cracked
    that tears were about to pour down her cheecks,
    and she got ready to wipe them with her sleeve,
    which revealed her crimson stained wrists that
    in fact, she really did care.

  18. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    things not to say to someone who is upset about something:
    ▹it could be worse
    ▹you’re fine
    ▹it’s not a big deal
    ▹calm down
    ▹walk it off
    ▹i have it worse
    ▹you have no reason to complain
    ▹stop complaining
    ▹you’re so privileged
    ▹i have problems too i just hide them better
    ▹how can you complain about your life when there’s children starving all around the world

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Keep the Earth clean,
    it's not Uranus.

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Me: I'm gonna go talk to our aunt.
    Sister: Wait... You're socializing?
    Me: No. I'm asking for the wifi password.

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