GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi

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Birthday: November 18

Location: Hogwarts.

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Okay so here goes..
I’m Zach, I’m 18 and I am probably one of the most in depth, deepest thinkers in the world. I can go from sad to happy in seconds or the other way round. I just think about how big the world is, how small we are in comparison. I think how horrible it is that everything we do and exist for will soon become nothing when we are just bones under the earth where we used to stand. I think about my future, laying in the grass looking up into the night sky and watching each and every star just glisten in their own way. So many things in life are beautiful, but then there’s people of course, the 95% of them which make the world a dark horrible place to be where most of them make you want to die. Anyway this is an about me so I guess I better tell you something other than how much I hate people. By that I mean how much I hate the little heartless d!ckheads who want to cause pain to other people, why they feel the need to hurt someone else or bring them down is beyond me. If I could, I would make every person who deserves it as happy as they deserve.
Okay, so I love being free. Movement makes me feel free. I love walking, skating, BMXing, throwing myself about and defying gravity to the point where I can do flips and other sht:’) So yeah, I suppose I love movement so much because I can just put my headphones in and go anywhere I wish. I can see amazing things I have never seen before and learn things other people can’t do. That’s the best thing ever, learning something and people been amazed by it! I was once stopped by some dude in a van so he could watch me do a sideflip for him… he caused roughly a 8 car jam on a small street, pretty funny:’) Anyway, sometimes I take my BMX or my skateboard and go far away from anywhere, sit with my best friend and talk about life. Talk about anything. Literally go so far from my home and just forget the world.. My friends are the best people in my life. They are always ready to just leave this place, whenever.

I play the drums and guitar and I love anything to do with music. Music is my life. Nothing I say will ever describe how much music means to me, like seriously. When words fail; music speaks. One day I am hoping to be in a band, and trust me, I will work my @ss off. I constantly have headphones in or my music on, whether you call me a emo, skater or whatever else you judge me as then do what you like because tbh you are nothing to me. You don’t know me by simply reading this, so judge all you like, I'm fed up with heartless bullies so carry on with your little pathetic life:) Truth is I am nothing, I'm not 'emo' or whatever. I’m just me.

I don’t smoke and I don’t drink, due to the fact I have a phobia of being sick and I panic and nearly die LIKE A BOSS (note the sarcasm?). I’m a virgin. Because every girl I have ever been with has never been worth it for me to just hand it over, it’s there for someone who is worth everything to me. It’s there for them to know I'm theirs and nobody elses. I’m not fridgid or whatever, I am just used to relationships ending as quick as they start so I don’t even bother with allowing them to take that away from me ^^ But seriously every girl I have ever been with has either cheated on me or just walked out of my life because they got bored of me. Let's face it I know I’m nothing at all compared to most people but ah well, I’ll let society get on with it (Y)
- However, since May 27th 2013, I have been in a relationship with an amazing girl. I've known her and liked her for so long... She's made me rethink a lot of things and I'm so much happier and even more positive with her. :) <3

I’m not a 'typical guy' per se, I would much prefer to hold someone’s hand and go for a walk or cuddle and kiss while looking at the stars or something stupid and cheesy like that. But hey that’s just weird little me:’) The last thing you should know about me is that I hate myself. I hate how I look, how I sound, my hair, who I am, everything. Mainly cos I get treat like sht when I treat other people as good as I can, but also cos I just hate myself and always will, but there’s nothing you can do about that, I manage to get through each day smiling somehow still. And no I don’t want sympathy and I don’t want anyone to feel sorry for me, that’s just how I think :l

Anyway that’s all, headphones in, gonna drift off to my own little perfect world, if only this world existed <3

For those of you who have been asking, I don't have a Kik, my Facebook is only for people I know in real life, and I used to have a Skype but it crashed on my computer and I honestly cba trying to fix it :L
Don't believe that I've Skyped with a Wittian? ask dec0de or SinnersNeverSleep.
Also I know the main reason I have so many followers is because I'm a guy, and I hate that too. But there's literally nothing I can do about it unless you want me to pretend I'm a girl -.-

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.... just saving.

*PS if you've come here to comment about 'your username omg xD xD' or 'ZOMGGGGG UR BULLYING BEASTT!1!!1!!1!1!!!!' then please go away :))*

GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 2:25pm UTC

The Fault In Our Stars and Paper Towns are two of my favourite books ever, but wow, the movies for both of them are going to be so so so so SO bad.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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March 24, 2014 4:00pm UTC

• bold or italicize what applies to you.
APPEARANCE:
I am shorter than 5'4".
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I wear glasses sometimes.
I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 1 piercing.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My actual parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK:
I'm in school.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT:
I've fallen in public.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES:
I've gotten lost in my town.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've sat on a roof top.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've rode in a taxi.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I've gone on a blind date.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES:
I've consumed alcohol.
I regularly drink.
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I've went to bed crying.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 2:37pm UTC

If you look up any Let's Play Kingdom Hearts playlists on Youtube,
I can guarantee that the first episode of every playlist will have the
person playing it ranting about how ridiculous Sora's shoes are.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 12:59pm UTC

I just went onto the top quotes page and
85% of the page says "HIDDEN QUOTE" ...
So I see 1Dfan still exists then.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 11:41am UTC

"As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything.
Don’t let anyone, even your parents, break you.
Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them.
If you can’t find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come."
- Davey Havok

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 11:29am UTC

I reserve my right to feel uncomfortable,
reserve my right to be afraid.
I make mistakes and I am humble
every step of the way.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 5:35pm UTC

Don ' t you just hate it when , people put spaces between letters and punctuation marks and commas in unncessary places ?
...No but seriously, stop it.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 8:16pm UTC

So I'm just reading through a bunch of my quotes...http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6205220I'm proud to say I still stand by what I said in that one ^. I'm earning money myself and I'm finally growing more independent, I'm finally getting my life on track.I wish my quotes were still as cheesy and cute as they used to be, but it just feels like nobody's listening anymore. People on the Internet have become more cynical and less willing to make an effort to be positive. Tumblr kids think it's "cool" and trendy, I think it's sad.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 7:36pm UTC

If you can remember when Witty had a 'vent' category before tags were created and 95% of the website practically started an online riot when it was removed, you're a true 90's kid.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 7:25pm UTC

They say it's a battle that can't be won,We need our knives, we need our guns.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 2:55pm UTC

"If you even THINK about another woman when you're in a relationship, you're already cheating!!!1!!11!!!!!"
... I was thinking about visiting my grandmother to wish her a happy birthday...
So clearly I must be cheating on my girlfriend with my grandmother, right?

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 7:57pm UTC

Witty is so empty and pointless now and it's pretty sad.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 4:28pm UTC

This whole Ian Watkins ordeal is heartbreaking for me as a Lostprophets fan, but he sure deserves it. I hope he rots in hell.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC

I can't really be bothered with Witty anymore
and that makes me kinda sad.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 7:48pm UTC

"All the nice guys are either gay or taken!!!11!!!11!!1"
... Actually, they just don't want to date you because you're an immature, whiny bītch.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:45pm UTC

So I was just scrolling down Witty and an ad showed up saying "Get Pregnant Naturally" ... Thanks Witty but men can't get pregnant.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Maybe if you looked
on the inside instead of the outside, you'd
see the beautiful things you've been looking for.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 1:36pm UTC

...And after all that drama,
I still don't know what the fox says.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 12:47pm UTC

.... Sooo my girlfriend and I met Mike Dignam and got a picture with him, and my face in it is hilarious. My girlfriend says she wants to print out 100 copies of it and stick it all around college. halp.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Girls: Omg, guys are such ãssholes.
Girls: All guys are sooooo dumb.
Girls: If you're not hot, then don't talk to me.
Girls: I hate guys sooooo much!
Girls: Guys don't realise that girls have feelings!
Girls: Guys are all cheaters and heartbreakers and they would be nothing without women!
Girls: ...Why don't any guys like me?
Logic.

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