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Steve
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January 1, 2015 11:27am UTC

May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood cell count, and mortgage interest rate not rise. Happy New Year.

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happiest*
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December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:59pm UTC

If there was a job
to make up ideas for novels
I'd be rich because I'm just too lazy
to write the da.m book
Please don't remove this!

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anchorage*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 11:45pm UTC

a$$, pu$*y, & t i t t ies? any girl can give you that.
Loyalty, love, & attention? remember, only a real female can give you that.

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incandiferous
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 12:22am UTC

I am not in love with my boyfriend...and that's killing me.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 1:53am UTC

Do other people pretend to sleep so they don't have to deal with interacting with other human beings or is it just me?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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stutter
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December 4, 2013 2:46am UTC

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Assumptions are the temites of relationships -- Henry Winkler.
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JadenSmithsWife
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:23am UTC

Sorry you ripped my heart out of my chest and held it in front of me so I can watch myself die
It's gonna take a while for me to stop thinking it's gonna happen again.

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Cheshire Kitten*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:47am UTC

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen
But I don't know what if that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 4:28am UTC

plot twist: witty is overpopulated.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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reasmile
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 5:01am UTC

I used to be the shy person who was always saying stupid
stuf , act like an idiot and been mean to everyone +just to get attention+ it didnt work .
then , i start smilling
It just made everything better.
<3

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MeaganWynd
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December 4, 2013 2:37am UTC

Smiling right from ear to ear, Almost laughed herself to tears.. c;

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mightaswellsmile
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:29am UTC

my home is in
y o u r h e a r t ♥

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cujo*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:15pm UTC

: sold my bed
but not my ::
::: stereo ::

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cujo*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 1:08am UTC

WHEN A RELATIONSHIP IS OVER → LEAVE
do not continue watering a dead flower

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 5:53am UTC

"You can push me out the window
I'll just get back up
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck
And I won't give a f/ck
You can hang me like a slave
I'll go underground
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler but
You can't keep me down"

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 5:57am UTC

me: why am i so fat
me: eats 17 pizzas
me: eats 42 buckets of ice cream
me: eats entire family
me: why

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 5:57am UTC

"Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else"

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