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  1. AnotherAverageTeenageGirl AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Today at school a group of students and I had to do a skit for the elementary students on what bullying is. So we showed them that bullying is something that happens everday and not just once or twice on accident. We made signs with the days of the week on it to show that it happens over a period of time and each time the sign would change the "bully" would say or do something to the "victim"
    I was the "victim" in one of the skits and the "bully" was making fun of me, calling me names, you know. The entire time he was calling me stupid, said I smelled, and told me my clothes were gross. During this time maybe one or two kids would laugh, but not realy any reactions.
    And then the bully said. "You are fat and ugly. You shouldn't come to school because no one wants to see your face."
    After he said that there was a moment of silent and then every little kid there went "Ooohhhhhh!"
    Afterwards we were standing off to the corner talking about how it went when a little boy, maybe a kindergartener came up to me.
    "I just wanted to let you know that you aren't fat or ugly. You are really really pretty, and that boy shouldn't of lied to you." He then turned to the guy that way being the bully. "You do not call a girl fat or ugly! All girls are beautiful! You should be put in time out!"
    I told the little boy that he was just pretending and would never really call a girl fat or ugly and the little boy looked at me and said. "Okay but he does it again let me know. I'll get him to stop." And then he walked away.
    I hope that little boy never changes.

  2. SecondThoughts SecondThoughts
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    if you had a nintendo ds and you
    didn't colour the whole pictochat
    screen black, then most likely you
    weren't a normal child.
    ~luke reeve~

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    dad: those people on that witty website are gonna kidnap you one day
    me: dad they barely even leave their room
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | n o t t t t m i n e e

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    I asked myEnglish
    teacher if teachers
    shipped their students and
    after explaining what
    shipping meant she
    told me that that is
    literally one of the
    most popular discussions
    in the staff room
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
    I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

  6. kat* kat*
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    January 1, 2014 2:38am UTC
    2013: year of the kinda fab
    2014: year of the hella rad

  7. 3chainz 3chainz
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    if you smell good you could probably get it.

  8. username* username*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    wow. so amaze. much witty. such doge. many like.

  9. wintergirl88 wintergirl88
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 12:07am UTC
    I relize im the only one that can actully save myself and that no matter what treatment, or meds or people say im still stuck with my same mind everyday and I am the only one capable of setting myself free

  10. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    There's a special place in hell reserved just for me.
    It's called the throne.

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

  12. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    What if we all had fairly odd parents when we were younger, but we don't remember because Jorgan made us forget.

  13. broetry broetry
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    When you wake up and think it's going to be a good day, and then you look at the clock and you realize it's only 4:30 and you don't have to wake up for two more hours.

  14. *escribo* *escribo*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    All this time
    The Sun never says to the Earth,
    "You owe me."
    What happens
    With a love like that,
    It lights the whole sky.”
    ― حافظ (Hāfez)

  15. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    reasons to date me:
    1. no one will try to steal me from you
    2. i'm funny sometimes
    i cant think of anything else.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    People: Why do you listen to the Devil's music?
    Me: Sorry.
    Me: I should've asked.
    Satan: *Rises from Hell*
    Satan: *Scowls at me as he takes his music back*

  17. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    That moment of panic
    when you're using the bathroom at someone's
    house and the toilet won't flush

  18. AnimeGirl13 AnimeGirl13
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Have you ever just thought ;yeah I pretty wothless , but I really dont care; hoping that, that certain someone tells you other wise.

  19. Michelle* Michelle*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    I take complements and make them extremely awkward...

  20. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I felt special. Until I saw you talk to everyone like that.


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