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Funnybunny12

1. Funnybunny12
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 11:47pm UTC
   Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
   Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
   
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2. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:45pm UTC
   A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
   
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3. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:43pm UTC
   Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
   
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4. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:42pm UTC
   The only b-word you should call a girl is “beautiful”. xD ♥ ♥
   
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5. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:40pm UTC
   The World can be Amazing when you are slightly Strange.
   
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6. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:39pm UTC
   Of Course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need Expert Advice.
   
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7. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:39pm UTC
   I advise you, don’t mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
   
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8. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:36pm UTC
   When the teacher says stop arguing i'm just like I am not arguing i'm simply explaining why I am right. Mhm.
   
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9. Funnybunny12
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   June 29, 2014 11:30pm UTC
   My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house too.
   
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10. Funnybunny12
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    June 29, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    In the summer
    people be going to Hershey Park, hanging out with their friends, or going to parties.
    Me i'm at home sleeping or on the couch watching Spongebob or Mickey mouse. Only time i go out is to get me some food.
    MhM i think i live a pretty good life. Haha.
    
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11. Funnybunny12
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    June 29, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    The things we wonder....Well i know i wonder:
    Is duck sauce made out of ducks?? And if not why is it called duck sauce???
    
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12. Funnybunny12
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    June 29, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    The things we wonder....Well i know i wonder:
    Is duck sauce made out of ducks?? And if not why is it called duck sauce???
    
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13. Funnybunny12
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    May 19, 2014 7:43pm UTC
    My mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why i'm so quiet around them.
    
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14. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say "Are you ready to take this shiz to a whole new level?"
    
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15. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    OK EVERYONE just so you know, we drive on the right side of the road in America. This applies even when your just pushing a cart down the the aisles of Wal Mart. The change begins with you...
    
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16. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Don't find someone to complete you; find someone who adds to you, for if they ever leave, you stay you, never less.
    
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17. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    There isn't anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.
    
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18. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:50pm UTC
    Is it sad that the plans I make after school depend on how much charge I have left in my phone battery ?
    
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19. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
    
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20. Funnybunny12
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    May 14, 2014 5:47pm UTC
    Me at school when two girls are fighting
    Girl 1: Who you think you talking too
    Girl 2: You with your ugly face
    Me:Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
    
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