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Fuckker

1. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 11:21am UTC
   Yes, I am emo.
   >>No you do not have to persecute me for it<<
   
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2. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 3:52am UTC
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   ♥The Real Awkward Moment when two pedophiles meet up after pretending to be 15 year olds online
   nmf
   
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3. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   If you need a friend
   Call me
   If you need a shoulder to cry on
   Call me
   If you need money
   This number is no longer in service
   
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4. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 7:19am UTC
   what is the next over-
   used format?
   This one
   
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5. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 5:01am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   Oh How Wrong Were We, To Think
   That Immortality Meant Never Dying
   -Mcr
   
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7. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 12:59pm UTC
   " I'm a liar because i dont tell
   you everything"
   "Im stupid because
   sometimes im wrong"
   "Im fat because i eat when
   im hungry"
   "Im too nice, so im fake."
   "Im weird 'cause im not like
   you"
   "Im ugly because my face
   isnt perfect"
   Fave this if your against judging people♥
   
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8. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 7:53am UTC
   
   Fight for all you know, when your back's against the wall Set
   The World On Fire
   Format by: kaepow NMF
   
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9. Fuckker
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 12:46pm UTC
   F**k everyone and
   Be Happy
   You'll get AIDS
   Nmf
   
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10. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:46am UTC
    When you loose a game:
    "Its only a game, it dosent matter i lost."
    When you win a game:
    "HAHAHAHA I WON! IN YOUR FACE! I WON!"
    
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11. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    So hows your new phone?
    You finally got a smartphone!
    Mum?
    Mum why arn't you answering?
    howdoyoudoaspace
    
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12. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    *Le 6year old me*
    *Gets wine glass and grape juice*
    "hmm yes this wine is quite exquisite"
    Fave if you used to do this
    nmf
    
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13. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    The hoover nozzle...
    -We all know what it does-;
    But we still stick it to parts of our body
    "to remind ourselves"
    
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14. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CwIvBNsSywQ
    And tell me you dont know that tune
    
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15. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:35am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:28am UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    MENU
    ► ll
    ►►l
    ►►l
    The next over-used format.
    x
    x
    nmf-format credit to julietechoecho
    
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17. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:00am UTC
    These People ☞
    Tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of their life.
    
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18. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:27am UTC
    Mum you are not funny. please stop making jokes.
    I made you...
    nmf
    
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19. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:55am UTC
    After
    A nuclear war, the only survivors will be cocroaches and Nokias
    
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20. Fuckker
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:36am UTC
    What if
    The Pharmacist never did understand the writing....
    And they were just giving us random drugs?
    
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