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forgetmenot924
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May 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Dear witty members,
On Saturday 9th June, people should have an Old Fashioned Witty day.
No 1D quotes or quotes - just good old fashioned quotes to cheer you up or that have meaning.
Do you agree?
Repost this if you do.

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Kristenloveschicken
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April 18, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Y.O.C.O
Your only cute online

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MyWittyProfile
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April 18, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I haven't had my first kiss yet, or my first boyfriend..
I am proud.

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LilWayne145
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April 18, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Stay in my life forever?
Please don't leave like the others.

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Finally_Telling_The_Truth
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April 18, 2012 7:53pm UTC

One Time
I smashed my face into the keyboard
and accidentally wrote the forth Twilight book
♥♥♥
NMF/NO OFFENCE

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kaaylah
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April 18, 2012 7:54pm UTC

You know we all love it when a guys like "Can I get a hug?"
I know I love it♥.

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bluigurl
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April 18, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Going into your basement and thinking of all the scary things you have ever seen

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ana31718
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April 18, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Dear teacher,
If you move me beside my best friend, Im gonna whisper to her.
if you move me across the room, I'm gonna yell to her.
so, it's your choice.
I thought this was funnie! :) xD :P

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Kristenloveschicken
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April 18, 2012 7:55pm UTC

I text you, you don't text me back. I feel stupid.
- Fave if you are the same way..

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Jezabella
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Je t`aime pour toujours
(Ill Love You Forever)♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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kellymac815
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April 18, 2012 7:55pm UTC

When boys call you beautiful, instead of hot<3

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*Caraphernelia*
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April 18, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Today, My littlest sister (she's 7), lost het stuffed animal. She was looking for it a bit. Then stopped and played with lego.
When I asked why she stopped looking and moved on to something else, she replied,
"Well I just think about somehting else then I just do it. And you forget about it along the way."

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Finally_Telling_The_Truth
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April 18, 2012 7:46pm UTC

If Google cant find the answer,
Then its not a question
NMF

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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MaddyWaddy
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April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Today at lunch my friend called me over to her table at lunch, so I got up to go over there, and when I did my shoe got stuck on the seat, and I fell on the ground. I got up, right away, hoping no one saw, but I was wrong, like the whole lunch room saw, and everyone was clapping for me.
True Story :)

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unic0rn
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April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Rich Girl: Oh Em Gee. Look at this brand new, shiny private jet my mommy and daddy just bought me!!!
Me: Sometimes, my mom buys me chapstick when we go to Walmart

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lovelifelikethis123
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

i am absolutely in love with one direction!
uh oh..so umm...depending on how fast those bullets go...im guessing i should run...

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imasquirrel01292011
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February 11, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Protect her. Love her. Kiss her. Hug her. Hold her. Laugh with her. But dont make her fall if you dont plan to catch her.

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imasquirrel01292011
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February 11, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Guys fight: You stupid i hate you *throws a punch* (it's over)
Girls fight: Your eyes are uneven, you have split ends, your a wanna be, no likes you, you have samll boobs, you have no butt, me and your boyfriend had a thing, you have a face only a mother could love *get in each others faces* (but the fight never really ends)

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imasquirrel01292011
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 8:30pm UTC

When I USE THE WORD THUS IN SCIENCE
I FEEL SMART

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