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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Things you should not judge people for
    --Height
    --Weight
    --Sexuality
    --Physical appearance
    --Social status
    --Music taste
    Things you should judge people for
    --Bieng an a.sshole

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Being a good friend isn't just "defending" your friend. It's also calling them
    out on their sh.t and being real with them. Some of you fail to realize this.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:15pm UTC
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    weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Por no gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  4. AlexandraWG617 AlexandraWG617
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    I just want a boyfriend, that will buy me food...

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    What a shame. We grew up never believing that we were beautiful,
    because no one ever told us that we were. We made friends who liked to complain about their stomachs, noses, and the size of their thighs. And we joined in because that's what you do, isn't it? And so, we never told ourselves, either.
    In 8th grade, a boy we barely knew calls us fat. We will never know if he
    was joking, or why. We were bullied about our long, messy hair. So we chop it all off. And we became invisible. It was years before we resurfaced, before we learned to do things just for the sake of ourselves.
    Someone tells us we're beautiful, and now, we don't believe them. But, we
    have new friends and they tell us, too. And then we hear it from a stranger. Mom apologizes for not telling us enough when we were younger. And slowly, we start to belive it. And now, we know.
    We know that, despite everything we'd been told, being beautiful has
    nothing to do with our worth. But, how unfortunate, we think, that we couldn't know we were beautiful until someone else told us that we were.
    We were never even told it was an option.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    The heart of NYC's Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African
    Burial Ground. Some 419 Africans were discovered in 1991, a large portion women and children. The burial ground extends from Broadway Southward under City Hall, and almost to the site of the former World Trade Center. It is believed that there are as many as 20,000 slavery-era Africans in graves under the buildings in Mower Manhattan. Abolish historical amnesia and ponder a moment the fact that the financial epicenter of the world literally is built on slaver, oppression, and death.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Me a few years ago: Fake name, fake location, fake age, fake dog name, put on a pask if someone asks for a picture, change voice if someone is calling, etc.
    Me now: Hey, do guys you want to know my blood type?

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty
    and witty and bright
    Format by Breeze

  9. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
    Better than the Kanye Rest.
    This is no Kanye Jest.
    We are all Kanye Blessed.
    I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
    Why is this even happening?
    You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
    Follow me. :)

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Friend : I hope you burn in hell
    Me : I hope you step on a lego in the dark
    Friend : *gasps*
    Friend : take that back

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    *Me if I ever become famous*
    Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
    Me: It's very vague in my memory.
    Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
    Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
    Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
    Interviewer: Yes?
    Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
    Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
    Me: Very tragic.
    Interviewer: ...inspiring

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    I just found out that speaking to your plants only helps them because
    you're breathing carbon dioxide on it. I thought that talking to them just kinda worked becuase you were being nice and encouraged them and supported them emotionally.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran: In England the legal drinking age is 18, so we all start drinking around 11.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    In science class today we were talking about symbols for elements and I
    was the only one in my group who knew what the symbol for silver (AG) was. My science teacher asked how I knew that and without thinking I said, "Oh, in Teen Wolf, one of the characters last names is Argent, which means silver. And they were similar." And my teacher announced to the class that I connected pop culture to the lesson and I had to admit to the whole class that I watch Teen Wolf.

  15. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    I fall at the thought of us
    falling apart.
    But I swore never to use my head
    before I use my heart.

  16. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    Don't tell me the things
    that you think I want to hear.
    Just tell me the truth & the whole truth
    your thoughts & your hopes & your dreams & your fears.

  17. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:45am UTC
    They were young & independent
    and they thought they had it planned.
    Should've known right from the start you can't
    PREDICT THE END.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Fake awkward: Oh my gosh hey! I'm awkward! *cute little giggle* No! Oh my gosh! I'm so cute, I'm awkward! Wow, awkwardness is so cute!
    Real awkward: Hopefully they aren't looking at me. Please don't talk to me. Why is everyone staring at me? Am I dressed right? What's wrong with me? Is there something on my face? Wait, is someone walking towards me? *starts shaking* Did I do something wrong? Please don't try to talk to me.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    » this diamond ring on my hand's the only good thing that came form that man. got a gto from one named Joe,
    AND A BIG PIECE OF LAND DOWN IN MEXICO. I'M HELL ON HEELS, BABY I'M COMING FOR YOU.
    i got a pink guitar, a lincoln town car from o' what's his name i met in a bar. got a high rise plan in hollywood
    from a married man who wasn't up no good. i'm hell on heels, baby i'm coming for you
    then there's jim, i almost forgot. i ran him off, but i took the yacht
    poor o' billy, bless his heart ♥ i'm still using his credit card
    i'm hell on heels sugar daddy i'm coming for you

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:53am UTC
    I am a hard person to love
    but when I love,
    I love really hard.
    nmq

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