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July 17, 2011 12:47am UTC

&you know your tired when you've asked yourself,
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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posted a quote
July 17, 2011 12:16am UTC

h e r m i o n e : I'm going to bed.
Malfoy: Can I slytherin?
♥ If you get it

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Fortunecookie
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 10:13pm UTC

So today we attempted a 3-way high five.
I got smacked in the face.
Twice.

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posted a quote
June 26, 2011 6:35pm UTC

Texting:
HIM: I love you because you love me for me.
Not forcing me to be some one I don't want to be♥
ME: Dawww:)
HIM: Thats it?
ME: Oh, right. sorry.
if you left me I'd die, and if you came back I'd make you...pie??
HIM: close enough;)

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posted a quote
June 25, 2011 2:57am UTC

7 of the worst
pains in the world:
1. Knocking your elbow against a table or chair really hard.
2.Burning your tongue on a hot drink.
3.Stepping on a sharp rock.
4.Paper cuts.
5.Stubbing your toe.
6.Biting your tongue.
7.Getting hit in the boob or crotch.

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Fortunecookie
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 2:26am UTC

Am I the only one
who sees a clever diss on Witty
And thinks Damn I should use that

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posted a quote
June 25, 2011 1:09am UTC

The Broken Promises a Guy Makes...
"Your all I ever wanted"
"Nothing can bring us apart"
"I'll never leave you"
"Your the only girl I'll ever want"
"I'll never ask you to change for me"
"Nobody could take me away from you"
"We'll be together forever"
"You mean everything to me"
"I will never hurt you"
♥
"I will always love you". . .
My heart will never heal from these lies.

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posted a quote
April 10, 2011 11:05pm UTC

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Whenever I get DUMPED
I don't cry because It's over
»i Smile **
Because it happened.
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Fortunecookie
posted a quote
April 10, 2011 5:33pm UTC

What's on your mind? him♥
Share

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posted a quote
April 10, 2011 12:02am UTC

*****
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT
this quote is that
by the time you realize
it doesn't say anything
it's to late for you
to stop reading it.
*****

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posted a quote
April 9, 2011 8:40pm UTC

It's ridiculous rfffsadfas, it's been MONTHS
and for some silly reason, I just CAN'T
GET OVER US ... and I'm stronger than
this; enough is enough; no more walking
around with my head down... I'm SO OVER
being BLUE crying over you...
But the truth of it is
sent from heaven above.
Please Dear God help me,
I think I'm in love.
♥♥♥

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posted a quote
April 9, 2011 2:04pm UTC

How can you love someone you hate?
I may never know how, but it's possible.
trust me.
♥

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