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1. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   B e W h o Y o u W a n n a B e !
   B-A-R-B-I-E!
   B a r b i e g i r l
   Anybody else remember this?
   
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2. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   Friend: Omigod, my summer's been amazing! I've got to Italy, danced on the Milky Way, eaten an alpaca, kissed Leonardo Dicaprio, joined the CIA, was honored by the emporer of China, was made into a Disney princess, built a school for children in Africa, gotten married and divorced, wrote three novels, and won the lottery! What have you done so far this summer?
   Me: ......I got two new followers on Witty..
   
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3. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   When you go shopping,
   What do you normally buy?
   Just curious to know what normal people spend their money on..
   
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4. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 12:21am UTC
   Putting a Quote in the category "Love"
   Because you do not know
   Where the f*ck to put it.
   
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5. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   Teacher: Where is everybody going this summer?
   Friend 1: FRANCE!
   Friend 2: MEXICO!
   Friend 3: MOUNT EVEREST!
   Friend 4: JUPITER!
   Friend 5: ATLANTIS!
   Me: My kitchen.
   
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6. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 9:33pm UTC
   Swimming
   5% splashing and such
   95% pretending you're in the f*cking olympics.
   
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7. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC
   When you stub your toe and you're thinking
   "Well, this is it. I'm going to die. I'm never going to fall in love. I'm never going to have children. I'm never going to grow old. Thank you, chair, for ending my life."
   
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8. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   Those
   old, cheesey VCR tapes
   you watch in Driver's Ed.
   
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9. ForgottenToYou
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   The only reason I shop at Hollister
   is so I can carry the bag and walk around the mall, feeling like a cool girl.
   
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