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Forever_A_Directioner

  1. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 17, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I have never met Louis Tomlinson...
    I have never met Zayn Malik..
    I have never met Niall Horan..
    I have never met Liam Payne..
    I have never met Harry Styles..
    BUT
    I have met Kevin like 10 mmillion times!

  2. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 15, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    R.I.P To EVERY teen who committed suicide because of bullying..

  3. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 15, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    *Friend hits me with fake axe*
    Me:I have been shot.
    Her:I just hit you with an axe.
    Me:Oh, I HAVE BEEN AXED!
    Her: o_0

  4. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 14, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Boy:One Direction are only famous for their looks.
    Me:Yeah, because I bought their album to listen to their face.....

  5. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Dear lazy people,
    12347695o47685709648709654985.
    Sincerly,
    You didn't even read that whole number did you?

  6. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Just remeber I care.

  7. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 12, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    How is it Mario can smash through bricks ........ but he dies when he touches a turtle?!

  8. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 11, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    It will never happen to you they said....
    It will be ok they said....

  9. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 11, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    My History Teacher: I call halloween organized begging.
    Everyone:Oh.
    Teacher: Kids over twelve shouldn't be allowed trickertreating.
    Everyone: What.? What are these lies!?

  10. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 10, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    I didn't fall for you, you f/cking tripped me.

  11. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 10, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Disney should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones.

  12. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 10, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    *In biology class*
    Teacher: Lets take a vote who likes 80s music better than coldplay?
    Everyone: Whos coldplay?
    Me: *Gasp* *Heartattack* *Le dead*

  13. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 9, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    I wish
    R.I.P Meant
    Return If Possible

  14. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 9, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    I want to write "I miss you" on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

  15. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 9, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    I didn't change,
    I grew up
    you should try it sometime.

  16. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 9, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Everything will get worse before it gets better,
    but when it does get better,
    remember who put you down and who helped you up.
    ~Marilyn Monroe

  17. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Friend: You look pretty today.
    Me: Was I ugly yesterday?

  18. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 5, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the toilet won't flush and there is a line for the bathroom.

  19. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 5, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Liam Payne: I'm not good at math.
    Me: The only math you need to know is Me+You=Forever.

  20. Forever_A_Directioner Forever_A_Directioner
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    October 5, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    *Mom yelling at me for obsessing over One Direction*
    Me: I could be a drug addict, do you realize how lucky you are?

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