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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 10:52am UTC
    R.I.P To the Children, Animals, Adults and the Elderly that die everyday but aren't mentioned in the media because they are not famous.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    eccendentialist.
    NOUN.
    A person who fakes a smile.

  3. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I can sum up 2012 in one sentence:
    Kony, call me maybe because it's Obama vs Romney in a dance off to Gangnam Style... yolo.
    nmf/nmq

  4. bowtiesandfezzes bowtiesandfezzes
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 1:45am UTC
    I wish they could see
    how much they hurt me.

  5. olives olives
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    I may never be happy with my reflexion, but I'm at least going to try.

  6. bowtiesandfezzes bowtiesandfezzes
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    Death is a certainty;
    the punch line we all see coming.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    I cannot lose you because if i did
    I'D LOSE MY BEST FRIEND
    i ' d l o s e m y s o u l m a t e
    i'd lose my smile & laugh
    i'd lose my everything

  8. emz17lover emz17lover
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    A child who was in the shooting today wrote this:
    I love you mom. I am happy and well, sorry for not being a good son and not being happy if I ever was. I love you in Heaven.
    - Brian
    Another girl who was involved wrote to her dad, who's fighting a brain tumor.
    I'm so sorry daddy, a man is here and he is going to try and kill us. I'm sorry I'll never see you again, tell kate and russ that me loves them and I will never forget my family. i love mommy but i love daddy more, you're so brave fighting the tumor, i love you so very much. I hope you're reading this daddy, I love you more than anything in the world... If you don't make it through your tumor then I'll see you in heaven, and we could maybe meet up for coffee. Me and Mrs. Maddison are stuck and we're probably going soon, i love you daddy, mommy and everyone.
    - Ellie
    I've been crying all day over the shooting. My heart hurts.
    Those kids had a future. They never really got to experience life.
    RIP the kids and teachers who were shot today.
    My prayers go out to their families.
    No one should have to go though that.
    No one.

  9. kamilagirl225 kamilagirl225
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Rest in Paradise to those who died in the shooting.
    I can't believe how a parent felt picking up the phone and finding out their kid has died. They probably thought they have to drop off their lunchbox or they have to pick them up because they are sick.
    They were innicent children that had many years ahead of them and sadly it had to end today.
    Today our hearts are broken today-Obama

  10. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    A new version of Witty Profiles is coming out next week!
    The new version is simpler, looks great on mobile, and has some exciting new features. Learn more at the Witty Profiles Facebook Page
    No, Steve, not again! I just made my profile work with this version!
    CHANGE ALL YOU WANT BUT PLEASE DON'T SCREW WITH PROFILE ELEMENTS PLEASE IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE OUT THESE ONES.

  11. TrinaBear94 TrinaBear94
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    I can feel you judging me from across the internet and i am uncomfortable.

  12. KayleeJane KayleeJane
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    and you just realized.....
    on ICarly
    no one has a dad.

  13. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    No boyfriend November?
    More like no boyfriend lifetime.
    The closest thing I've had to a boyfriend was a christmas tree.
    Yes, a christmas tree. His name was Fred. He was the right size, a little taller than me. I danced with him at the christmas tree sale that I was working at earlier. I'm forever alone.

  14. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Me: brings fluffy rainbow unicorn pen to school in elementary school
    Everyone: Ooh, a unicorn!
    ~~~~~~~~~~several years pass~~~~~~~~~~
    Me: brings fluffy rainbow unicorn pen into middle school
    Everyone: Ew, that's so lame, you weirdo. You're so dumb, gosh, get away from me.
    ~~~~~~~~~~several years pass~~~~~~~~~~
    Me: brings fluffy rainbow unicorn pen into high school
    Everyone: Holy sh/t that is the most wonderful amazing magical thing I have ever seen in my entire life where did you get that its so fluffy and rainbowy and it has a unicorn on it holy crap I'm going to die it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen oh my god.

  15. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    They say that life's an open book;
    Turn the page, and take another look.
    You can't judge me by my cover;
    It's not what you see, but what you discover

  16. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:49pm UTC

    They say the grass is greener
    On the other side
    But from where I'm standing
    It looks just fine

  17. queenmarie queenmarie
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    We accept the love we think we deserve.

  18. crocodilemonkey49 crocodilemonkey49
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you relize,
    your quote dosent have 213 comments and 326
    faves
    It is just the preview....-__-

  19. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    When I was kid, my
    social network was called
    "outside".

  20. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    "It's so hot when he
    wears his pants
    halfway down his
    legs."
    -Said no one ever

:)

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