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  1. lakeprincess00 lakeprincess00
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    That guy on the abercrombie bag that
    everyone loves
    and yet, we don't even know his name


  2. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    There are two reasons why I'd never drink toilet water;
    Number 1, and number 2.

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  3. jdbieberfacts jdbieberfacts
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Bieber Fact #56
    When Justin heard girls sold their
    virginity for concert tickets, he tweeted
    that girls should have self respect.
    Fave if you agree with Justin ♥

  4. iimrsfrankDD iimrsfrankDD
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:31am UTC

  5. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    I was at the baseball game..
    With the guy i'm like totally in love with.
    he was sitting by me, when a foul ball was coming right for me.
    And he jumped in front of me and took the hit.
    His response: "i told you i'd always protect you."

  6. XCallMeBeautifulX XCallMeBeautifulX
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    We get it..you thought ads were quotes at first.
    Sincerley, chill with the quotes about it.

  7. laughlovelive laughlovelive
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    You never realize
    How often you touch things,
    Until right after your done painting your nails.

  8. animalove01 animalove01
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Friend: What's new?
    You: Well,
    there's this boy..

  9. LilWayne145 LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    I hate it when a guy
    Has a nice body, and then you
    look at his face and you're just like,


  10. Alva_Ox Alva_Ox
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 7:08am UTC
    Teacher say's: class , stand up if you think your an idiot
    *Student stands up*
    Teacher say's: so you think your an idiot?
    Student say's: nah , I just didnt want to see you standing up all alone :)


  11. xscarletismydrugx xscarletismydrugx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more, much more!
    After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
    Girl: Where is he? Father:
    You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying)
    Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet ♥

  12. happinessthekeytolife happinessthekeytolife
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:38am UTC
    dear boys,
    be the type of guy that you would want your daughter to marry

  13. MVP8 MVP8
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    When there are lockdowns in school and we all have to hide, can't the creeper see that their are all the cars in the parking lot.

  14. silverarrows silverarrows
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    mom: I bought you some pencils
    *hands me 10 pack of pencils*
    me: This will last exactly 3 days

  15. MissAlyssaxoxo MissAlyssaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    So there's this girl I know.
    She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
    One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
    She said:
    "No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
    I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
    I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
    I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
    She asked me how.
    I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
    So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
    Thank you♥

  16. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    They used to be called jumpolines,
    until your mom decided to get on it.
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  17. stilllovingyou stilllovingyou
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:37am UTC
    Four words I never want to hear
    "there is no food."

  18. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    cupid, bro, we gotta talk
    ---------------------------------------------------------- about your aim...♥

  19. SummerEve SummerEve
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Dear Yahoo
    Have you heard anyone say "I dunno Yahoo it!"
    I don't think so.

  20. LilaaBean LilaaBean
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesnt care if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constant butterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it


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