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lakeprincess00
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 12:46pm UTC

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That guy on the abercrombie bag that
everyone loves
and yet, we don't even know his name
♥
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yamigoochi
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 12:46pm UTC

There are two reasons why I'd never drink toilet water;
Number 1, and number 2.
♥
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jdbieberfacts
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September 4, 2011 12:09pm UTC

Bieber Fact #56
When Justin heard girls sold their
virginity for concert tickets, he tweeted
that girls should have self respect.
Fave if you agree with Justin ♥

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iimrsfrankDD
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:31am UTC

Food.

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aly2013
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September 2, 2011 1:33pm UTC

I was at the baseball game..
With the guy i'm like totally in love with.
he was sitting by me, when a foul ball was coming right for me.
And he jumped in front of me and took the hit.
His response: "i told you i'd always protect you."
:)

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XCallMeBeautifulX
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 5:18pm UTC

Dear Witty,
We get it..you thought ads were quotes at first.
Sincerley, chill with the quotes about it.
♥

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laughlovelive
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 3:06pm UTC

You never realize
How often you touch things,
Until right after your done painting your nails.

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animalove01
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Friend: What's new?
You: Well,
there's this boy..

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 2:56pm UTC

I hate it when a guy
Has a nice body, and then you
look at his face and you're just like,
"WAH."
♥
nmf/nmq

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Alva_Ox
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 7:08am UTC

Teacher say's: class , stand up if you think your an idiot
*Student stands up*
Teacher say's: so you think your an idiot?
Student say's: nah , I just didnt want to see you standing up all alone :)
♥
nmf/nmq

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xscarletismydrugx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:19pm UTC

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father:
You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet ♥

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happinessthekeytolife
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:38am UTC

dear boys,
be the type of guy that you would want your daughter to marry
♥

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MVP8
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September 2, 2011 4:44pm UTC

When there are lockdowns in school and we all have to hide, can't the creeper see that their are all the cars in the parking lot.
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silverarrows
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 1:24pm UTC

mom: I bought you some pencils
*hands me 10 pack of pencils*
me: This will last exactly 3 days

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MissAlyssaxoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC

So there's this girl I know.
She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
She said:
"No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
She asked me how.
I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
Thank you♥

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PlanetCoolKids
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:57pm UTC

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They used to be called jumpolines,
until your mom decided to get on it.
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stilllovingyou
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:37am UTC

Four words I never want to hear
"there is no food."

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 4:50pm UTC

cupid, bro, we gotta talk
---------------------------------------------------------- about your aim...♥

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SummerEve
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 2:42pm UTC

Dear Yahoo
Have you heard anyone say "I dunno Yahoo it!"
I don't think so.
Sincerely
Google♥

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LilaaBean
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:10pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesnt care if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constant butterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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