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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    ''am i right ladies''
    is the best way to end any post am i right ladies

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    It sucks, when you miss that person so much, that you look through
    old photos, old text messages, even old statuses.
    And it brings a smile to your face but then the hurt comes back,
    and you know you shouldn't be looking back, but you can't help it.
    Because you know they really meant something to you,
    and you thought it would have lasted.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:55am UTC
    A drop in the ocean,
    a change in the weather I was hoping that you&me,
    might end up together. But it's like wishing for rain,
    as I stand in the desert. But I'm holding you closer
    than most because you are my heaven.
    Ron Pope - A drop in the ocean.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. hfox9 hfox9
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    I do self harm, but I don't cut myself.
    I go on Facebook, and check his wall, looking at all of the cute messages they send back and forth, count the "I love you"s and memorize every detail of their photos together. And I guarentee, it hurts more than any razor blade.

  6. MelonMangoAlien MelonMangoAlien
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Friend: only knows a few things about you.
    Best Friend: could write a very embarassing biography of your life.

  7. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Going to a friend's house:
    Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
    Me: What's your wifi password?

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  9. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    A pretty face is nothing
    if you have an ugly heart.

  10. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you love your mom.
    It is mother's day after all...

  11. LiveItRightLiveItUp LiveItRightLiveItUp
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    *Laying down to sleep*
    Me: Im not tired.
    Me: What am I gonna do tomorrow.
    Me: Wait, its not the weekend.
    Me: I'll probably just sleep all day.
    Me: Wait, was that a monster?
    Me: *Hides under covers*
    Me: HAHAAH I have out smarted you.
    Me: Ok. Lets go to sleep.
    Me: Lays there* AGH forgot to pray.
    Me: praying then gets distracted*
    Me: lol. he looked at me today.
    Me: Wait, maybe, he was looking at the girl behind me.
    Me: HAHA.. He was wasnt he -.-
    Me: Forever alone.
    Me: Lalalal elmos world.
    Me: Hears phone vibrate-
    Me: Leans way over the bed so I wont have to get up-
    Me: Text message, woot woot im so popular!
    Mom:-text- You need to go to bed.
    Me: Shhhhhhhh.

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  13. Girl24_Next24_Door24 Girl24_Next24_Door24
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Girl: Do you know any good movies?
    Boy: "Snakes on a Plane"
    Girl: Cool. What's it about?
    Boy: Horses...On a boat...

  14. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;

  15. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    'Cause 789.
    Not anymore, didn't you hear?
    6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other out.

  16. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    I caught him staring at me today♥.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. SkyBluexxx SkyBluexxx
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Him: heyy, what you up to?
    me: nothing much, eating :)
    Him: I love how you love food. What'cha thinking about?
    Me: Food...
    Him: That's not fair...
    Me: What's not?
    Him: I thought you were thinking about me :(
    Me: Every time I eat, I'll think about you.
    Him: *2 seconds later* DEAL.
    Me: You agreed so quickly!?
    Him: You always eat food ;)
    Me: Gee... I feel fat. Are you calling me fat?!
    Him: NO! But even if you were fat, I'd still love you :)
    Me: Aww, that warms my fat heart x
    Him: You're my girl friend, It's my job to make you happy.
    Me: What? We're not dating.
    Him: We are now ;) x
    & that is how it happened.

  19. IAmOnlyMe IAmOnlyMe
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    My friend and her crush's conversation:
    Him: hey cutie:)
    Her: heyyy:) what's up?
    Him: playing video games, hbu?
    Her: nm, just straightning my hair
    Him: why? it's perfect the way it is, just like you:)
    so there's still hope out there, girls:)

  20. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.


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