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  1. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    Frozone: Honey?
    Wife: What?
    Frozone: Where's my super suit?
    Wife: What?
    ​Frozone: WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?
    Wife: I put it away.
    [helicopter explodes outside]
    ​Frozone: Where?
    Wife: Why do you need to know?
    ​Frozone: I need it!
    Wife: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
    ​Frozone: The public is in danger!
    Wife: My evening's in danger!
    ​Frozone: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
    Wife: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
    Oh, the incredibles....

  2. Emina1 Emina1
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    "If you always do
    What you've Always done,
    You'll get what you've always gotten.."

  3. Emina1 Emina1
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    I'm a teenage girl
    My BFF Becky texted and says she kissed Johnny.
    that's a problem
    'Cause, I like Johnny
    Now, I'm emotionally compromised
    And Whoopsies!
    I'm all
    OMG!
    BECKY'S NOT EVEN HOT!
    *All credit goes to Athenalena*

  4. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom,
    I dive again,
    I'm going under (going under).
    . . .
    Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies.
    (So I don't know what's real),
    So I don't know what's real and what's not,
    (don't know what's real and what's not),
    Always confusing the thoughts in my head,
    So I can't trust myself anymore.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    The Scariest Thing
    about distance is that you don't know
    whether they'll miss you or forget about you.
    -The Notebook♥

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
    a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

  7. ForeverFall ForeverFall
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    "Stars dont tell the future, they tell stories."

  8. *Eternally lost...** *Eternally lost...**
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    At 11:58pm at a friends house
    Me: i need some sleep
    Her: I need to check witty first
    Me: :O
    Her:
    Me: ​
    Hunter hayes: ​
    My mom:
    chuck norris:
    Rhianna:
    Carrie Underwood:
    Me: Welcome to the world of witty

  9. ForeverFall ForeverFall
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    i hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean.. <3

  10. sama_sky sama_sky
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:24am UTC
    True story:
    *End of class*
    Music teacher: Ok, the girls can put away everything they have and leave first
    Random guy: *Tries sneaking away*
    Teacher: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a girl
    Guy: I am
    Teacher: Well i have a pair of sissors in my desk and we can make that happen
    She.made.my.day.

  11. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Having to get up and go pee first thing in the morning and
    not being able to fall back asleep is seriously such a pain.

  12. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:14am UTC
    I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse ♥

  13. danicavallaro danicavallaro
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:24am UTC
    If im going to date you, you must smell absolutely amazing all the time.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    "T
    "True love will
    triumph in the
    end-which may or may
    not be a lie, but if it is
    a lie, then it's the
    most beautiful
    lie we have"
    -John Green

  16. smluvsart smluvsart
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Hello. Welcome To "School"
    What you will need:
    • About 50,000 pen and pencils, because they'll probably get stolen or lost the first month.
    • About 20 notebooks, for doodling when the teacher bores you and for all those people that never remember paper.
    •A $150 calculator that you will probably only use once
    • A giant backpack to hold the 50 pounds of books we give you.
    Steps to getting through day of said school:
    1. Wake up at 6 a.m.
    2. Allow about 10 minutes of getting ready before you run out the door to catch the bus.
    *note: when on said bus, watch for flying pens, pencils, paper, erasers, and other unidentified flying objects*
    3. Get into school.
    *note: while walking to locker, watch out for running people, and flying objects*
    4. Get to class
    *note: watch for random groups of people standing in the middle of the hallway. They create traffic. DO NOT BE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE. You will be hated and possibly pushed out of the way*
    5. Get through all classes.
    6. Get back on bus.
    *note: see note for step two *
    7. Do all 500 pages of homework that are due the next day.
    *note: this could take well into the night. You may want to break out the coffee or energy drink*
    8. Repeat for about nine months until summer comes.
    Additional Notes:
    • 8 hours of school just isn't enough. We find it necessary to give you another 3 hours of homework. Apparently, we think you have no social lives.
    •We give you books that weigh about 50 pounds. You have to carry them everywhere, even though we almost never use them.
    •You will have to basically teach yourselves everything, because your teachers think it "makes you a better student". They do almost nothing the whole class period except bore you.
    • Beware of the people in gym class. soe believe they are in the Olympics and may run you over if you get in their way.
    •Learn how to get out of the way fast. You will need this skill when walking through the hallway.
    •We don't teach you good skills, like what to do if your car breaks down or how to balance a checkbook. But we do find it necessary to teach you the Pythagorean Theorem, which you will most likely never use in your life.
    Thank you,
    and welcome to school.

  17. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I can barely keep up with myself let alone the Kardashians

  18. kaywee27 kaywee27
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    4 year old sister logic
    Her: why
    Me: i don't know
    Her: why
    Me: *coughs*
    Her: are you sick?
    Me: yes
    Her: why
    Me: *has coughing attack*
    Her: why are you coughing
    Me: don't do that you'll get hurt!
    Her: why
    Me: i'm hungry.
    Her: why
    Me: this spoon is broken.
    Her: why
    Me: Go get dad!
    Her: why
    Me: Because I just cut my finger open!
    Her: why
    Me: The knife slipped, go get dad!
    Her: why
    Me: BECAUSE YOUR ONLY SISTER IS GOING TO BLEED TO DEATH
    Her: why.
    Me: for real.
    Her: why.
    Me: I'm going to light your toys on fire.
    Her: why.
    Me: because all you know how to say is why.
    Her: why.
    Me: omfg goodbye.
    Her: I'll light your One Direction posters on fire if you light my toys on fire.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Brother:
    Cat:
    Harry Styles:
    Niall Horan:
    Liam Payne:
    Zayn Malik:
    Louis Tomlinson:
    Carrot:
    Chicken:
    Me: why.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. gurlygirl217 gurlygirl217
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    When my name is in a math problem and the whole class stares at me, I ust stare back at them like, "Yeah thats right. I bought 60 watermelons."
    :l

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