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  1. lettherainhideyourtears lettherainhideyourtears
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Am I the only one #2
    who closes the toilet seat after going to the bathroom?
    series?

  2. XxKori_BreeannxX XxKori_BreeannxX
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    So we broke up.
    He told me it was my fault .

  3. crazygrrl010296* crazygrrl010296*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life .

  4. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 9:46am UTC
    I ' v e m e t a l o t st u p i d b / i t c h e s
    . . . b u t y o u j u s t b r o k e t h e h i g h s c o r e

  5. shamalamax27 shamalamax27 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    lately, "whatever" has described
    my moods perfectly...

  6. xDanteMilesx xDanteMilesx
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Ive named my pillow Justin Bieber. Now I can teIl all my friends Ive slept with Justin Bieber

  7. MsMinty101 MsMinty101
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Just look me
    in the eye and tell me you love me.

  8. purple_flower purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis

  9. Ashwe110 Ashwe110
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    I see that mother nature still hasn't grasped the concept of SEPARATE SEASONS and not merging them all into one..

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    I tried exercising once. Turned out I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.
    Very dangerous.

  11. MiaOhMia MiaOhMia
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    So, um yeah. i'm pretty stupid. and you sorta hurt me. I'll be out of your hair. Sound good?
    How did I hurt you?
    The world may never know.
    And here I am crying my eyes out because its so hard to say goodbye..

  12. CitricAcidRain CitricAcidRain
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 4:01pm UTC
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  13. kenzie_98 kenzie_98
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    We have a love hate relationship
    I love him and he hates me

  14. BeMyDancer BeMyDancer
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 5:37am UTC
     
    bad pick-up lines #2
     
    girl your so hot
    you fog up my glasses

  15. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Le me really tired at the mall so I decided to yawn
    Me: As i'm yawning this guy comes up to me and says.
    Guy: " Yes... It'll fit"
    Oh God! Why these things happen to me?
    If you get it, you have a very dirty mind ;D
    nmq

  16. misssweetassugar misssweetassugar
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Trying to sleep again thinking the dream will continue.

  17. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    You know you're obsessed with witty
    when you don't have time for anything
    but it and none of your homework gets
    done ever.

  18. HoldingOn_and_LettingGo HoldingOn_and_LettingGo
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Hold your breath.
    Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
    over again

  19. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    »Top Ten Challenge«
    Day One - 10 facts about yourself
    Day Two - 10 favorite movies
    Day Three - 10 favorite TV shows
    Day Four - 10 favorite baby names for boys
    Day Five- 10 favorite baby names for girls
    Day Six - 10 favorite foods
    Day Seven - 10 favorite drinks
    Day Eight - 10 favorite desserts
    Day Nine - 10 favorite book series
    Day Ten - 10 favorite novels
    Day Eleven - 10 favorite actors
    Day Twelve - 10 favorite actresses
    Day Thirteen - 10 celebrity crushes
    Day Fourteen - 10 favorite bands or singers
    Day Fifteen- 10 favorite fictional characters
    Day Sixteen - 10 favorite songs at the moment
    Day Seventeen - 10 things you wanted to be when you “grew up”
    Day Eighteen - 10 favorite sports or hobbies
    Day Nineteen - 10 things you can’t leave the house without
    Day Twenty - 10 things on your bucket list
    Day Twenty-One - 10 websites you visit often
    Day Twenty-Two - 10 physical characteristics you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Three - 10 personality traits you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Four - 10 favorite games
    Day Twenty-Five - 10 things you do when you’re bored
    Day Twenty-Six - 10 things you love about yourself
    Day Twenty-Seven - 10 things you wish you could change about yourself
    Day Twenty-Eight - 10 regrets
    Day Twenty-Nine - 10 wishes
    Day Thirty - 10 places you want to visit
    Day Twenty - 10 things on your bucket list
    1. First kiss.
    2. Travel outside of the country.
    3. Get married.
    4. Graduate.
    5. Lay under the stars with a boy I'm dating (:
    6. Get a boy from One Direction to tweet me... lol.
    7. Go to a One Direction concert!!!
    8. Sing in front of a large audience or on TV
    9. Go to cheer nationals... and win.
    10. Invent something cool.

  20. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    i miss the days when "i know what you are but what am i" was the best comeback

:)

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