Witty Profiles

FoodIsMyOnlyLove

1. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 9:18pm UTC
   Today is just one of those days were I hate everyone and everything. Oh wait, thats everyday.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
2. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 11:53pm UTC
   people: *insults*
   me: well thanks captan obvious.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
3. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 9:21pm UTC
   everyday i wake up, tired.
   Of life.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
4. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 5:17am UTC
   Are you a cow?
   Cause you're looking utterly amazing.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
5. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 5:15am UTC
   hey,
   do you like toothpaste?
   cause we were mint to be together.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
6. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 5:11am UTC
   Hey, are you retarded?Cause you looking pretty special tonight.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
7. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 5:00am UTC
   Instead of having periods, girls should store snacks.
   like once a month you get a snack.
   like potato chips or something.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
8. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 11:39pm UTC
   Have you ever had one of those days,
   were you hate the world?
   And anything that happens,even dropping your pen,makes you wanna break down
   and
   cry.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
9. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   if your boyfriend texts you while he's playing call of duty,he doesn't love you.
   he just died in the game.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
10. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points
11. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 5:15am UTC
    Got 99 chores but I aint done 1.
    - Lay Z
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
12. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 5:05am UTC
    " I get what you get in 10 years, In 2 days"
    bill gates: Oh really? So you get $225 billion in 2 days?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
13. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:43am UTC
    Weed, Drugs, Cloths, and "swag" does not make you a boss.Diplomas, Degrees, and jobs do.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
14. FoodIsMyOnlyLove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:36am UTC
    You know what's the saddest quote ever created by the funniest man in the world?
    " I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying "
    - Rowan Atkinson
    A.K.A Mr.Bean
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles