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  1. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:26am UTC
    Fifteen Small Steps To Happiness
    One. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
    Two. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
    Three. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.
    Four. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
    Five. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
    Six. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
    Seven. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
    Eight. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
    Nine. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
    Ten. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
    Eleven. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
    Twelve. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
    Thirteen. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
    Fourteen. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
    Fifteen. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Disney Channel is like that one close friend
    you had when you were little that grew up to be an ásshole.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:08am UTC
    if you're
    going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC
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    Format by Breeze


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 8:48am UTC
    dear f u t ure hu s b a n d,
    when you propose to me,
    please don't put the ring in my food,
    because i guarantee i will eat it.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:21am UTC
    There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
    o1.She's jealous.
    o2.She has a problem.
    o3.She's hurt.
    Pay attention.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:28am UTC
    I've made a lot of progress. I don't think about calories or scales or thigh gaps anymore. Ever. I've gained 35 pounds. You can't see my bones anymore. I don't spend every minute of free time staring at food in the supermarket, I don't shiver whenever anyone mentions eating McDonalds. My throat has healed up, my period has come back. And I never told anyone about any of it, so the reason I'm posting this is that you guys are the only people who I feel safe telling.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    Wear fabulous underwear
    "Even if you are the only person who is going to see it"

  10. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Remember the 1770's?
    "Give me liberty or give me death!"
    Only true 1770's kids will get this, lol
    Fave is you miss the 18th century

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    4/20: national weed day
    4/21: national drug test day
    4/22: national unemployment day

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That horrible moment
    when you realize 2007 was six years ago.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    We look
    at ourselves
    and pick out any feature,
    physical or mental,
    and criticize it.
    Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
    and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
    they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
    It’s truly crazy how that is...

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Sometimes I'm really excited about things and I want to tell everyone,
    but then I remember nobody cares and I just sit there like, "To tell or not to tell."

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 10:58am UTC
    I need a hot boy who thinks they're really ugly, so they think I'm out of their
    league, but actually they are way out of my league.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 12:59pm UTC
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  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Me everyday:
    Today is not my day

  19. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    You
    Vacation this week, swimming everyday!:D
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    1 person like this
    Period
    Hah. Thanks for the invitation.
    23 hours ago · Like

  20. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    What's more selfish?
    Committing suicide or Forcing someone to live in a world where they are so unhappy.

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