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  1. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    I Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    *hope yah likeeee!!(:

  2. aubzxox23 aubzxox23
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    Myfeelingsforyouare
    c o m p l e t l y [•] u n e x p l a i n a b l e

  3. x3x3jackieex3x3 x3x3jackieex3x3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 3:55pm UTC
    there's a fine line between
    [lover] &+ friend
    reality &+ [pretend]
    [fairy tale] &+ lie
    "you're wonderful" &+ ["goodbye"]
    [together] &+ not
    what you wanted &+ [what you got]
    being hers &+ being mine
    [definitely love] &+ waste of time
    ©redit to...
    Xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox

  4. softball42796 softball42796
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC
    Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

  5. ChEeRWhOrE ChEeRWhOrE
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2008 11:57pm UTC
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